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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. 82MondialQV

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  2. Horse

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    I don't get it.
     
    Horse, Apr 6, 2012
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  3. Aircon

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    lol...really?
     
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  4. FazzerPorscheman

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    BS, is this real? Very clever. :)
     
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  5. Horse

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    Yes, I'm Sofa King dumb. ;)
     
    Horse, Apr 6, 2012
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  6. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Check your email, text, PM's!!!!!!

    Gumball run tomorrow morning.
     
    Horse, Apr 6, 2012
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  7. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    PM, just sent.
     
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  8. Aircon

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    Thanks for the invite
     
    Aircon, Apr 6, 2012
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  9. Horse

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    You won't get here in time.
     
    Horse, Apr 6, 2012
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  10. FazzerPorscheman

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    ....... not even on the Scooter? :)
     
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  11. Horse

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    I believe you said the Scooter is coming on the GG12?
     
    Horse, Apr 6, 2012
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  12. FazzerPorscheman

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    Being prepared by Ducati now.
     
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  13. Aircon

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  14. FazzerPorscheman

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    The Lone Ranger comes into town during the hottest part of summer. He stops outside a bar and tells Tonto to run in circles around Silver his horse, waving his poncho to keep a nice breeze on Silver while he goes in to have a drink. A couple of minutes later a man dressed in black swaggers into the bar and says "You the Lone Ranger?" "Yes, I am" the Lone Ranger replies. "Oh," says the man dressed in black, "Did ya know ya left your Injun runnin?". :)
     
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    A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of
    rural Australia. Panic stricken, the local police inspector mobilized and
    descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft
    was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree
    line that bordered the farm.

    The inspector and his men entered the smoking mess but
    could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field
    not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the
    man's tractor.

    "John " the inspector yelled, panting and out of breath.
    "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer
    mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

    "Do you realize that is the Prime Ministers RAAF 737,
    the aeroplane of the Prime Minister of Australia"?

    "Yep.."

    "Were there any survivors?"

    "Nope. They's all got killed straight out," the farmer
    answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

    "Gillard is dead?" the inspector asked.

    "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.

    "She kept saying she wasn't... But you know what a lying biatch she is ...
     
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    LOL...good one John!
     
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  17. Aircon

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  18. Aircon

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    I was wondering why Australia is trending so high on twitter.

    two words...One Direction!

    lol
     
    Aircon, Apr 11, 2012
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    Yep, my girls are stalking them again today :eek:
     
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  20. Aircon

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    and my goddaughter is jealous of that.
     
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  21. greg246

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    Mel just received a call from the girls "Um, we've followed them out to Bondi and we've run out of money and can't get home. Can you come and pick us up?" :shakes head:
     
    greg246, Apr 12, 2012
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  22. Aircon

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    That's hilarious.
     
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  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    Appropriate given the bands name; "One Direction". :)
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Apr 12, 2012
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    Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
     
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  25. RPN

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    Because you would never get that much **** into a shoe.
     
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