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Can't make it tomorrow, I'll be in Doylestown at a show.

 

Should be there. Working on the Elan today. May even wash it.

 

I'll be there...I think I'll follow Don afterwards to stop by Jon's Shred Fest as well.

 

Yes should be present whichever parking area we use.

 

Out like usual. But.......I'll be making an apperenace next week.

 

In.

 

Ill be setting up the doughnuts coffee and Shredded beef and coleslaw for Alex and Don...and whomever else decides to stop by Jon shreddin in Delaware

 

I will be there tomorrow at precisely 8:32 AM. I will park in my reserved spot 15 spots away from the entrance to Starbucks. I will be bringing a Tazer and a baseball bat.

At exactly 10:00 AM, I will beginning circling the lot. If I catch anyone enjoying themselves or engaging in casual conversation of any sort, your first warning will be a tazer to the dome.

If, after you finish urinating on yourself, you do not gather your belongings and leave, I will strike you once in the back of the knee with a baseball bat.


Under no circumstances, will I tolerate anybody coming to Cars and Coffee and hanging out.

For those who come at 9:30, I say... HOW DARE YOU SIR...HAVE YOU NO SHAME.


For those who want to go on drives afterwards...NOT ON MY WATCH BUDDY.

Get your A$$ in your car and drive to Target if you want to engage in those kind of shenanigans.

You are at Cars and Coffee to drink coffee, say a few words and get the F-- out of there.

No exceptions

 

I'LL be working on my daughters new house this weekend.
Otherwise i'd be shedding with Jon in DE.

 

Joe will you allow a five minute grace period?

 

No.

 

OK, but I might need to use your taser to jump start my car so I can get the f--- outa there on time.

 

I will be there tomorrow from
8:00:00 - 8:31:59

Also i will bring oversized sombrero.

 

Joe, can I be spared ? I can't sustain injuries, it would affect my work on certain C&C vehicles

 

No. If I start being flexible with you, before I know it JoeMac will be asking to stay late because he has hard time driving in his Spanks.

This is a firm line boys. So Don, you better bring a pit crew with you because if that Lotus doesn't restart at 9:45, it's going to be a taser to the dome.

A taser to the dome....

 

Thats my spot I think !

 

This made me laugh out loud.

See you all in the morning.

 

Now listen here Captain Crumpet.

You see, I'm an AmeriCAN, and I don't appreciate your fancy accent and your Slime Green "people's car"

You may think you got all the answers with your Back Parking Lot Socialism, but I got news for you....

If you park in my spot tomorrow, you won't need a cup of coffee to wake yourself up. I'll have my own special brew waiting for you...



It's called a TASER TO THE DOME

 

I'll be there, then off to Shred fest!

 

OK you Smart _ S S . I accept the challenge. I am taser resistant due to my dome being hardened by years of sun and general thick headedness. Just try getting me to stop conversing. HaHAhA.. YOU ARE A MADMAN. Jon in Delaware

 

Jon, I know you're out in the sun a lot, but I believe he was referring to another dome.

 

You are off the hook!!

 

oops sorry I am so embarrassed...but that one is even more resistant due to excess usage.

 

Na buddy, I won't taser you. I would be afraid you would fall and break your pretty little glasses...

How many pairs do you have anyway? Do you have a secret room where you store them? I swear you must be Imelda Marcos of eyewear