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  1. Aircon

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    How to relax.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTASo1tz42k&[/ame]
     
    Aircon, May 16, 2012
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    Bring it on !!!! :)
     
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  3. Aircon

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    Will Ferrell
    Having a smoking section in a restaurant is kind of like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
     
    Aircon, May 18, 2012
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    LOL. By the look of that, he must love wiping his arse. :)
     
    FazzerPorscheman, May 18, 2012
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  6. Aircon

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    Well, he IS full of....oh never mind.
     
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    Never mind Brett's bog roll shopping, one day you'll post one too many "funny" pics and somebody is going to jam your phone somewhere uncomfortable. :eek:
     
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    Ahh, so you've seen through his Cunning Plan then.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, May 18, 2012
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    What are you getting at?
     
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    Poor Mrs KIAI
     
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    Aircon, May 24, 2012
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  15. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Three guys go to a ski lodge, and find out there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" :)
     
    FazzerPorscheman, May 28, 2012
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  16. Horse

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    GG, you Rob and Carl?

    Who can ski?


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  17. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    I think you got two out of three. :D

    I wasn't there I tell you.
     
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  18. Horse

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    NTTIAWWT
     
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  19. Aircon

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    Can we rob you?
     
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  20. FazzerPorscheman

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    I know where you are. What's with the TapaTalk map? Pretty tricky.
     
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  21. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Obviously you're computer works in Thredbo. :D
     
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  22. Horse

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    How can I get rid of it?


    Fixed it, can you guys edit your posts?
     
    Horse, May 28, 2012
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  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    Try turning Off Notifications for that Application perhaps.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, May 28, 2012
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  24. Horse

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    Done it, can you edit your post?
     
    Horse, May 28, 2012
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    Done.

    You will have to Edit your Post 1691 and PP's comment in 1697
     
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    FazzerPorscheman, May 28, 2012
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