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  1. Aircon

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    #1676 Aircon, May 16, 2012
    How to relax.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTASo1tz42k&[/ame]
     
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    #1677 greg246, May 16, 2012
    Bring it on !!!! :)
     
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    #1678 Aircon, May 18, 2012
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    Having a smoking section in a restaurant is kind of like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
     
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    #1680 FazzerPorscheman, May 18, 2012
    LOL. By the look of that, he must love wiping his arse. :)
     
  6. Aircon

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    #1681 Aircon, May 18, 2012
    Well, he IS full of....oh never mind.
     
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    #1682 IanB, May 18, 2012
    Never mind Brett's bog roll shopping, one day you'll post one too many "funny" pics and somebody is going to jam your phone somewhere uncomfortable. :eek:
     
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    #1683 FazzerPorscheman, May 18, 2012
    Ahh, so you've seen through his Cunning Plan then.
     
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    #1684 Aircon, May 18, 2012
    What are you getting at?
     
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    #1686 greg246, May 19, 2012
    Poor Mrs KIAI
     
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    #1690 FazzerPorscheman, May 28, 2012
    Three guys go to a ski lodge, and find out there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" :)
     
  16. Horse

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    #1691 Horse, May 28, 2012
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    GG, you Rob and Carl?

    Who can ski?


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  17. FazzerPorscheman

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    #1692 FazzerPorscheman, May 28, 2012
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    I think you got two out of three. :D

    I wasn't there I tell you.
     
  18. Horse

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    #1693 Horse, May 28, 2012
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    NTTIAWWT
     
  19. Aircon

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    Can we rob you?
     
  20. FazzerPorscheman

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    #1695 FazzerPorscheman, May 28, 2012
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    I know where you are. What's with the TapaTalk map? Pretty tricky.
     
  21. FazzerPorscheman

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    #1696 FazzerPorscheman, May 28, 2012
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    Obviously you're computer works in Thredbo. :D
     
  22. Horse

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    #1697 Horse, May 28, 2012
    How can I get rid of it?


    Fixed it, can you guys edit your posts?
     
  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    #1698 FazzerPorscheman, May 28, 2012
    Try turning Off Notifications for that Application perhaps.
     
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    #1699 Horse, May 28, 2012
    Done it, can you edit your post?
     
  25. FazzerPorscheman

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    #1700 FazzerPorscheman, May 28, 2012
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    Done.

    You will have to Edit your Post 1691 and PP's comment in 1697
     
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