FFS! :)
Courtesy of Gleggy... The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher. Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events. "Very good, Mary" said the teacher. Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog ****!" Then I would say, It is dog ****. Wanna' buy a toothbrush?" "I used the Gillard approach of giving you something ****ty for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."
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I came across this sign today.. someone we know running this business in Sydney? Image Unavailable, Please Login
http://smh.drive.com.au/motoring-lobby-backs-rise-in-speed-camera-sites-20120601-1zn6i.html read the last paragraph and ask yourself if you've seen this before and people wonder why we think our pollies are all wankers
It's beyond disgraceful - you only have to see the continuing negligent/incompetent low standards applied to obtaining a driver's licence to know when officials quote "safety" in the same breath as new camera declarations you are listening to a gross hypocrite. I couldn't decide whether to laugh or cry when the fatal truck crash in Urunga was quoted as part of reason to re-activate and install new cameras.. when in fact that crash was a very drunk car driver who swerved into the truck's path .. "speed" wasn't even a tiny factor at all .. it just got lumped into the whole spiel as if it was a given and these cameras are all about "safety".. there's not a jot of honesty or integrity or competence in any of their utterings on this topic .. typical of our current day pollies however.
Total Hypocritical Wankers JM, because if Robertson was in power he would b supporting more Speed Cameras.
Check out this TryHard. http://au.pfinance.yahoo.com/photos/photo/-/13820832/billionaire-boys-awesome-toys/
''There are very few countries, if any which actually give warnings,'' he said of mobile cameras. ''Those of our members who do speed from time to time want to make sure there is no entrapment.' (from JM's link) Got to love the NRMA spokesperson.I guess he hasn't seen the unmarked grey Commondore Ute working the F3 when he talks of entrapment.
Two well-dressed ladies happened to start-up a conversation during an endless wait in Brisbane Airport Terminal. The first lady was an arrogant Victorian married to a wealthy businessman. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mount Isa, Queensland. After a little while, the*Victorian woman started by saying, "When my first child *was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from Mount Isa commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from Mount Isa commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman went on, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Mount Isa lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Mount Isa lady. "Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my Lord! What could they teach you??" The Mount Isa lady responded, "Well as an example... instead of saying, "Who gives a ****?", I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious?"
