http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/stephanie-rice-gold-medal-swimmer-criticized-wearing-racy-195352848--oly.html
Yep,just as well she wasn't draping a couple of handguns or rifles across her body,otherwise she'd REALLY get into strife.
I'm afraid I have a 'groan' one for you. Sky news report:The Irish navy have joined in the attack on Libya(a little late). They sent 3 ships-2 full of sand-1 full of cement........................................................... it was a mortar attack
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got Epilepsy" he tells the vet. The Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
A man walks into a bar with his dog. An F1 race is on the Bar Television. He sits down and asks how Michael Schumacher is doing. The bartender says "Schumacher is in 20th place". The dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 20 times. A couple of laps later, the bartender says "Schumacher is up to 10th place". The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times. A few laps later, the bartender says "Schumacher is up to 3rd place", after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times. The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Schumacher wins?" "I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him for 2 years!"
