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  1. Aircon

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  2. 275 GTB

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ[/ame]
     
    275 GTB, Jul 25, 2012
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  3. Aircon

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    Why the toilet rolls when you have all those magazines to use??
     
    275 GTB, Jul 26, 2012
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  5. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Too shiny.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Jul 26, 2012
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  6. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Sorry if a Repost.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bEWZejWcg&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/ame]
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Jul 27, 2012
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    Glad I don't have a red Ferrari. ;)

    Suits you though. ;)
     
    Horse, Jul 28, 2012
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  9. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    hell yeah! what a loser. front engine AND red!

    unless it was on this years GG, which means it's ok.
     
    Aircon, Jul 28, 2012
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  10. Horse

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    Could be worse, could be a red Porch.;)
     
    Horse, Jul 28, 2012
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    Thanks, that means so much coming from you
     
    greg246, Jul 28, 2012
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  12. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    repost, originally about a Porsche driver on a trackday, we all know 308 drivers don't spin :eek:
     
    moretti, Jul 28, 2012
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  13. Aircon

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    Strangely enough my favorite TV show of all time. ;)
     
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    What's the true story about you and Wilbur?
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Jul 28, 2012
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    I have no trouble believing you.
     
    Aircon, Jul 28, 2012
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  17. Horse

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    Man love. ;)
     
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    Sounds like a story for another Post.

    Wilbur Post, that is. :D
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Jul 29, 2012
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    OMG
     
    Aircon, Jul 29, 2012
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    My God...I just heard Chuck Norris say "bicept"
     
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  21. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    he hasn't got the con"cept" yet :p
     
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    I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

    'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.'


    I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...
     
    Horse, Jul 30, 2012
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  23. Aircon

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    Love it.
     
    Aircon, Jul 30, 2012
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  24. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    is that like "what is the last thing to go through a fly's mind before it hits the windscreen ? "
















    his arse !
     
    moretti, Jul 30, 2012
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  25. carl888

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    A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

    The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!'

    'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'

    'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

    'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

    'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

    'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

    'I used a different cock,' he replied.

    The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
     
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