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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Nice Lexuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
    Aircon, Aug 21, 2012
    #1976
  2. Horse

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    Yes, I noticed there's a broom asleep against it.
     
    Horse, Aug 21, 2012
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  3. greg246

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    So bitter
     
    greg246, Aug 21, 2012
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  4. 360C

    360C F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    It was parked at the Toorak Senior Citizens Club. Carl pops around once a week for free milk and Cookies.
     
    360C, Aug 21, 2012
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  5. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    The car is mine, the broom belongs to my ex wife
     
    Aircon, Aug 21, 2012
    #1980
  6. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Is that what they call sex with pensioners these days?
     
    greg246, Aug 21, 2012
    #1981
  7. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    LOL

    It's aSweep. :D
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Aug 21, 2012
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  8. Horse

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    Boom boom!
     
    Horse, Aug 21, 2012
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  9. b27

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    LOL, and to think she still talks to you. :)
     
    b27, Aug 21, 2012
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  10. carl888

    carl888 F1 Veteran Owner

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    Cleaning out the womb with the womb broom!

    I have a pic, but I keep getting into trouble when I post pics, so I'll leave it to your imagination.
     
    carl888, Aug 21, 2012
    #1985
  11. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I love Melb and I agree with you there mate. :)
     
    PAP 348, Aug 21, 2012
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  12. Horse

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    You're a naughty, naughty boy.
     
    Horse, Aug 21, 2012
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  13. FazzerPorscheman

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    FazzerPorscheman, Aug 21, 2012
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  14. HamFan

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    USED TO talk to him....
     
    HamFan, Aug 21, 2012
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  15. HamFan

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    ...yeap...the sound of Aircons car mysteriously blown to bits overnight
     
    HamFan, Aug 21, 2012
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  16. Horse

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    It's OK, he has another new, rare and expensive one coming next week. ;)
     
    Horse, Aug 21, 2012
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  17. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Oh ffs...I was delirious!!!
     
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    Aircon, Aug 21, 2012
    #1992
  18. HamFan

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    A deviant trying to be hilarious?
     
    HamFan, Aug 21, 2012
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  19. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Isn't it past your bed time?
     
    Aircon, Aug 21, 2012
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  20. Horse

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    OILIO
     
    Horse, Aug 21, 2012
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  21. vegas1

    vegas1 F1 Rookie

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    Where's Las Vegas ?
     
    vegas1, Aug 21, 2012
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  22. vegas1

    vegas1 F1 Rookie

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    FWIW - I love Melbourne.

    Sidenee take note.
     
    vegas1, Aug 21, 2012
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  23. Horse

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    Horse, Aug 22, 2012
    #1998
  24. PSk

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    Both idiots, although only one was acting as one.
    Pete
     
    PSk, Aug 22, 2012
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  25. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    13,545 th most liveable city in the world. :D
     
    PAP 348, Aug 22, 2012
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