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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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    Told him you pushed back and to go around to your place. NTTAWWT
     
  2. FazzerPorscheman

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    You're terrible.
     
  3. FazzerPorscheman

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    Not sure if Fake or not, but it's good. :)

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuHHuf7T_1U&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/ame]
     
  4. Aircon

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  6. Horse

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    Whom?
     
  7. sallycarrera

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    To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton,Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs.
     
  8. Aircon

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    oh no!
     
  9. I16

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  10. kerrari

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    trade in welcome? :D
     
  12. djmonkey_11

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    ...eats shoots & leaves ;)
     
  13. jmillard308

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    Older Women –
    I'll confess, I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.
    She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
    We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
    'What's that?' I asked.
    'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
    As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
    We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'.
    We went back to her place.
    We walked in.


















    She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake?'
     
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    TPDL
     
  15. Aircon

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    One drunken night

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_8TGTKdrlY[/ame]
     
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  18. moretti

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    which one is you and which is FF ? :p
     
  19. Aircon

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    The one who argues he's right, but actually is.
     
  20. moretti

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    I think anyone who doubts drugs in professional cycling has never been closer to it than the TV... my exposure:
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    - 2nd hand knowlege of AIS practices
     
  22. Aircon

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  23. moretti

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  24. 360C

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    I suspect it was something to do with the chopper clip. A bit too much uniquely Australian humour for the Americans to understand?

    Seriously though, everybody likes the old pensioner even though it's fun to prod him with the stirring stick. He should stop being a sook and HTFU :)
     

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