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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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    Fixed.
     
  2. FazzerPorscheman

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  3. 365GTC/4

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  4. FazzerPorscheman

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    LOL. PeePee said "that looks familiar". :)
     
  5. Aircon

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    Smells familiar too
     
  6. Aircon

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    Clickfrenzy.com.au

    Huge launch. Great idea. Not enough bandwidth. Sigh.
     
  7. moretti

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    they need a consultant, this is what happens when you put kids in charge
     
  8. Aircon

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    Still not working...unbelievable.
     
  9. moretti

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    I fixed Hostworks in SA who host carsales.com, seek.com and a few other high profile websites for Oz that were having poor access issues, turned out to be poor network design using the wrong using the wrong "linespeed" modules due to creative marketing by the vendors, so it's not always the fault of the kids, they just need some adults to check their work before doing this sort of thing :)
     
  10. F-Serge

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    #2185 F-Serge, Nov 20, 2012
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    time count is dodgy too
    browsing through the product list, it shows there's more than 20 hours left to go.
    click to see the detail of any product in the list, and suddenly only 18 hrs left!
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  11. Horse

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    Oh, I thought you meant moretti! :(
     
  12. kerrari

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    Lol! Me too! (but that just made me jealous...)
     
  13. Aircon

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  14. FazzerPorscheman

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    The money you saved on electricity would be soon chewed up in the cost of glasses replacements.
     
  15. Aircon

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    I'm trying to save the planet, not my eyes.
     
  16. FazzerPorscheman

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    This cowboy was walking in the woods one day and he comes to a clearing.
    There on a blanket was a naked Indian with an erection.
    “What are you doing?” the cowboy asks.
    The Indian answers, “Me tell time.”
    The cowboy says, “Ok. If you are so good, what time is it?”
    The Indian looks down at his penis and the shadow it made and said, “It 2 o’clock.”
    The cowboy looks at his watch and says, “By Golly, you are right!”
    The cowboy starts walking again and comes upon another naked Indian laying on a blanket.
    “Don’t tell me..you’re telling time also?”
    Indian looks up at him and says, “Yes, me telling time.”
    The cowboy says, “Okay smartass, what time is it?”
    The Indian looks up at the sun and down at his penis and says, “It 4 o’clock.”
    The cowboy is amazed at the Indians, so he keeps walking.
    A few hours later he comes upon an Indian on a blanket, masturbating.
    “Don’t tell me you are telling time!!??”
    The Indian looks up at him and says, “No, me winding watch!!”
     
  17. jmillard308

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  18. FazzerPorscheman

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    LOL
     
  19. Aircon

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    Yup
     
  20. Aircon

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    #2196 Aircon, Nov 24, 2012
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  21. FazzerPorscheman

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  22. Aircon

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    I have no idea what you're talking about.
     
  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    :)

    An old guy knocked on the door of the local brothel.
    "What can I do for you, old man?" asked the Madam at the door.
    "I want a girl." the old man said.
    "For you it will cost $100." replied the Madam.
    "You're putting me on?" the old man exclaimed.
    "Nah," the Madam replied, "That will cost you an extra $20!"
     
  24. Horse

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    Best 120 you've spent? ;)
     

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