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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    You're older than me. 10 days isn't it! ;)
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Nov 25, 2012
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    I feel every day of it today, on top of 10 k swim yesterday, Believe it or not I went for a 15k bike ride with Maddy and Louise and then spent 2 1/2 hours mowing - I'm mad!!!
     
    Horse, Nov 25, 2012
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  3. FazzerPorscheman

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    What? Good effort!

    I've got Man Flu at present, and making sure all around me know of it. Of course. :)
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Nov 25, 2012
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    Try this

    Image Unavailable, Please Login
     
    greg246, Nov 25, 2012
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    I'll post a packet, I finished a course last week :)
     
    greg246, Nov 25, 2012
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    We never joke, man flu is serious business
     
    greg246, Nov 25, 2012
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  10. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    coming up Mt Warning next weekend ?

    Takes 5 hours to climb up and get down, nearly killed me last time :(
     
    moretti, Nov 25, 2012
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  11. FazzerPorscheman

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    Is Mount Warning your new Boy Friend JM? :D
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Nov 25, 2012
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    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    he's nobody's friend .. .trust me :(

    have you ever been up the Mt Wes ?

    3 hours climbing and 2 hours to get down
     
    moretti, Nov 25, 2012
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  13. FazzerPorscheman

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    Sounds like too much hard work JM.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Nov 25, 2012
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    Went there for school, long, long time ago.
     
    Horse, Nov 25, 2012
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    Like the Internet?
     
    Horse, Nov 25, 2012
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    I had to climb it TWICE last time I went as Troy was taking too long to come down and mother hen nagged me into going back up :(
     
    moretti, Nov 25, 2012
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    Set up a Flying Fox.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Nov 25, 2012
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  18. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    you'll love it, exquisite dining facilities at the top :)

    No fancy planes just leg power
     
    moretti, Nov 25, 2012
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    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I called him a few names but nothing like flying fox
     
    moretti, Nov 25, 2012
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    How uncouth!


    via rubber ducky
     
    wax, Nov 25, 2012
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  22. HWHL

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    It all makes sense now.

    Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We were just interpreting it wrong.
     
    HWHL, Nov 25, 2012
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    Dear Santa This year I would like a big fat bank account and a slim body..Dont get em mixed up like last year
     
    HWHL, Nov 25, 2012
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  24. moretti

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    I think he does it deliberately
     
    moretti, Nov 25, 2012
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  25. FazzerPorscheman

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    I hear that you're like Santa. Only come once a year. :D
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Nov 26, 2012
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