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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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    You're terrible Muriel.
     
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    taped to the back of your wallet ??
     
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  7. Aircon

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    lol

    How do you know he's aussie?
     
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  8. FazzerPorscheman

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    A prostitute had a slow night and decided to catch a cab home. When she got home she told the cabbie that she had no money, then she lifted her skirt and said, "Take it outta that!"
    The cabbie turned round and said to the pro, "Haven't you got anything smaller?"
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Nov 28, 2012
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    I think she then rolled over and said "yep go for it Mr small chap"
     
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    You should be busy!
     
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    no....aircon is uncool :)
     
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    Haha nice one Johnny Boy...
     
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    So what, thats a Brisbane Winter.

    HTFU
     
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    I say that to you when you come down here in winter!
     
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    defriended
     
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    A homeless woman offered me sex for money on my way into McDonalds so she could buy some food.

    On the way out I handed her a bag and said, "There you go"

    She took one look in the bag and said "There's nothing in it"

    "I know" I replied "If we're going to do this I'll need you to wear that"
     
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    One day an 80 year old man went to the chemist and asked for some Viagra. "That's no problem," said the pharmacist, "how many do you want?
    "Just a few," replied the old man, "but could you cut each one into four pieces please."
    "That won't do you much good," said the chemist.
    The old man looked at him sadly and said, "I am 80 years old, I am not interested in sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my feet!"
     
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    He has really let himself go.
     
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    OLIO
     
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