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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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    Fixed properly.
     
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  3. RPN

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    Fantastic !

    Every home should have one.

    That's what you call gender dysmorphia.

    Not at all uncommon.
     
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  4. greg246

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    Yes, one of the first psych patients I came across as a young naive med student. When he came into the interview room, I became hysterical with laughter, so much so that I had to excuse myself and walk out. I later apologized to the treating psychiatrist for losing it. His response was, "don't worry about, the guy was ****ing crazy" :D
     
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    Gee, hasn't thought of that.

    Winner?
     
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    Nobody should post anymore on this thread so her picture stays visible ... amazing, just amazing.

    Pete
     
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    hahahaha

    wait...I don't get it :)
     
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    Sure this was posted 10 years ago but just in case.

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
    The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
    The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

    The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
    "Try doing it with the engine running."
     
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    Harley Davidson and the word "running" ... mutually exclusive!

    Pete
     
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  16. HWHL

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    Lol that is funny especially as mine broke down earlier this week
     
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  17. Aircon

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    Holy crap!!

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9feAQtgX1fw[/ame]
     
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    There's an old joke about the Yarra River being the only river in the world to run upside down...mud on the top and water on the bottom. It's always a brown murky colour around where I live....UNTIL today. Today it's black. I've never seen it like that before.

    I have to believe it's because tomorrow is the end of the world, as we all know.
     
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    Might as well go for a swim then!
     
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    OLIO
     
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  24. Aircon

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    hahaha...good one

    that's hideous.
     
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