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Drinking man's logic

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  1. paulie_b

    paulie_b F1 Veteran Consultant Owner

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    Lady: Do you drink?

    Man: Yes...

    Lady: How much a day?

    Man: Three 6 packs...

    Lady: How much per 6 pack?

    Man: about $10.00...

    Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: 15 years...

    Lady: So one 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

    Man: I guess so ...

    Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
    15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

    Man: I guess so...

    Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man: Do you drink?

    Lady: No...

    Man: Where's your f_ _ _ing Ferrari ?
     
    paulie_b, Jan 29, 2013
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  2. NeuroBeaker

    NeuroBeaker Advising Moderator Moderator

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    I'm surprised he could even talk if he's drinking 18 beers a day. It's probably for the best that he doesn't have a Ferrari with a case of chronic intoxication like that. ;)

    All the best,
    Andrew.
     
    NeuroBeaker, Jan 29, 2013
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  3. Scott98

    Scott98 F1 Rookie Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Love it!

    Scott
     
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  4. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    It's OK - He's in Florida.
     
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  5. Bullitt1

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    with a lady like that, it's no wonder he drinks ;-)
     
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  6. gsfent

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    My Wife Left Me

    After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends, about $15.

    Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from her weekly grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt, I saw $45 in makeup.I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!

    "She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

    I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!!"

    I don't think she'll be back...........


    Regards,
    Jerry
     
    gsfent, Jan 30, 2013
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