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  1. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Any change?
     
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  2. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    from what ?
     
    moretti, Feb 16, 2013
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  3. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Jeez, halfway across the world and I STILL get pinged!
     
    kerrari, Feb 17, 2013
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  4. Aircon

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    Ringo ?
     
    RPN, Feb 18, 2013
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  6. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    lol
     
    Aircon, Feb 18, 2013
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  7. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Valentines day poem.




    Roses are red

    Violets are glorious

    Don't try and surprise

    Oscar Pistorius
     
    Horse, Feb 19, 2013
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    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    I got this reply back from a mate I emailed the above to:

    Roses are red

    And sometimes crimson

    He'll get off

    Just like OJ Simpson


    :)
     
    Horse, Feb 19, 2013
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  9. RPN

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    If the reports about finishing her off with a cricket bat are anything to go by; he doensn't have a leg to stand on.
     
    RPN, Feb 19, 2013
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  10. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    is he 'armless as well ;)
     
    moretti, Feb 19, 2013
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  11. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Guess he's really stumped now :groan:
     
    greg246, Feb 19, 2013
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  12. Aircon

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    Red Rooster selling chicken burgers for $2.

    how do they do that?
     
    Aircon, Feb 20, 2013
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  13. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    $3 entry fee
     
    moretti, Feb 20, 2013
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  14. 360C

    360C F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Is it pension day PP ?
     
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  15. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Yikes !!

    It's Thursday .... gotta beat the other pensioners to the supermarket :eek:
     
    moretti, Feb 20, 2013
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  16. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    OLIO
     
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  17. Ossie

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    Should more correctly be called "chicken flavoured burger", that's how. Any resemblance to a real chicken is in name only.
     
    Ossie, Feb 21, 2013
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  18. Aircon

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  19. Aircon

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    Serious????

    The leaseholder of the World Trade Center properties is asking a US federal judge to reject arguments that American Airlines is not liable for damages stemming from the September 11, 2001 hijackings because the attacks were an act of war.

    Larry Silverstein filed court papers overnight asking US District Judge Alvin Hellerstein in Manhattan to dismiss that line of defense by the airline and its parent, AMR Corp, in the developer's long-running negligence lawsuit against them.

    Silverstein has sought to hold American and United Airlines, now United Continental Holdings Inc, responsible for damages from the 2001 attacks for allegedly failing to provide adequate airport and airline security.
     
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  20. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    and we should sue the Indonesians for allowing people carrying bombs into the bar :rolleyes:

    Dead set, if this is not laughed out of court then what will be ??!!
     
    moretti, Feb 21, 2013
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    Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus Rendered Useless. ;)
     
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    A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted beach at Margaret River. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
    "How are you today?"
    "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
    "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
    "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
    "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.
    Yes, I live over in Dunsborough", he answered, and again he resumed reading.
    Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like p u s s y cats?"
    With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate love-making of her life.
    When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"







    The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
     
    jmillard308, Feb 21, 2013
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  24. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    LOL LOL!!!

    I went to school with one of the only 3 Jewish boys in my grade(meself included),one of the blokes' name's was...Danny Katz.

































    you didn't get your blokes' first name,I suppose:)
     
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  25. wrxmike

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    Actually I reckon there is a chance this will succeed.
     
    wrxmike, Feb 22, 2013
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