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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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  2. Horse

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    Which one?
     
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    The door
     
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  4. Horse

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    I reckon he would have shown a few...
     
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    It's a public toilet!!!!
     
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  7. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I don't get it :eek:
     
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    Throwing bombs is one thing. Ignoring the traditionally accepted rules of movies is another thing entirely!
     
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  9. moretti

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnO9Jyz82Ps]Failure to communicate - YouTube[/ame] :(
     
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  12. FazzerPorscheman

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  14. Horse

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    And what are we guzzling, ah I mean drinking tonight Wes?

    ;)
     
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    Cheers. :)
     
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    Ferrarinw2 needs to lift his game
     
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    Nit Wit?
     
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    Cry baby?
     
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    :)

    This lady goes to her doctor and explains that her husband can't get it up like he used to and their sex life is suffering. The doctor asks, "Have you heard of a new drug named Viagra?" The lady says yes, but adds that her husband refuses to take pills of any kind, and certainly won't take anything that "will make him feel like less of a man." The doctor advises the woman to slip it into his morning coffee when he isn't looking. The woman is nervous, but the doctor insists, "it will change your life within a day," so she figures she'd better try it.

    A week goes by and the lady shows back up at the doctor's office and the doctor asks her how it went. The lady heaves a tremendous sigh and explains, "I snuck it into his coffee like you said. And, sure enough, within 15 minutes, he cleared off the table, threw me on it and we had the best sex we'd had in 20 years." Perplexed, the doctor asks, "What's wrong with that?" And the lady shakes her head and says, "I don't think I'll be able to show my face at The Brekky Creek again."
     
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  21. Horse

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    When were you and Wendy at the Creek and didn't invite us?????
     
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    I don't know which scares me the most. The fat,annoying North Korean guy releasing a nuclear missile or the fat,annoying South Korean guy releasing a new single...
     
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  23. Horse

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    Which is Wes?
     
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    Stop it.

    Got your shottie ready Wyatt?
     
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  25. Horse

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    Pumped, Duke.
     
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