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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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  2. FazzerPorscheman

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  3. moretti

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    moretti, Apr 15, 2013
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  4. Horse

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  6. moretti

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  7. Aircon

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    Aircon, Apr 17, 2013
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  8. moretti

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    hahahahahahahaha the ultimate fail ??
     
    moretti, Apr 17, 2013
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  9. 360C

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    So that's the 355 Challenge replacement ? Fook man it's ugly :eek:
     
    360C, Apr 17, 2013
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  10. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Lol, gee that's sad. :(
     
    Horse, Apr 17, 2013
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  11. greg246

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    Wait until you see the Dumb
     
    greg246, Apr 17, 2013
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  12. FazzerPorscheman

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    :)

    A girl went into a Doctor's office with a Strawberry up her ass. The Doctor said "I've got some "Cream" for that."
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Apr 17, 2013
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  13. Aircon

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    Blah....you're just jealous.
     
    Aircon, Apr 17, 2013
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  14. carl888

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    FIXED
     
    carl888, Apr 17, 2013
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  15. Aircon

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    ewwww
     
    Aircon, Apr 17, 2013
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  16. Ossie

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    You're gonna need 6 cars to jump start that!
     
    Ossie, Apr 17, 2013
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    The Sneeze

    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.

    The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

    Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
    As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

    "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.
    "I have never heard of that condition before" he said.
    "Are you taking anything for it?"









    The woman nodded, "Pepper."
     
    Aedo, Apr 19, 2013
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  18. moretti

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    you'll have us believing in unicorns next Steve :p
     
    moretti, Apr 19, 2013
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  19. Aircon

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    kerrari, Apr 25, 2013
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  21. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Gee you're getting cheeky in your old age :p
     
    moretti, Apr 25, 2013
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    I saw this advert in a window that said

    "Television for sale , $1 , volume stuck on full"

    I thought " I can't turn that down"
     
    sallycarrera, Apr 28, 2013
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  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    FazzerPorscheman, Apr 28, 2013
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  24. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    That's it, the GG is off my list now if you guys are going to come up with jokes like that
     
    moretti, Apr 28, 2013
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  25. greg246

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    I'm washing my hands of it too

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    greg246, Apr 28, 2013
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