Thread hijack thread

I like the Bono safety glasses but the whole thing is classic. It's a standard jpeg so you can just right click and save.

 

Hey....aren't you guys on topic here?

.....and why does the computer screen look better with my sunglasses on?

 

"I wear my sunglasses at night"

 

Probably because it's thursday..... In fact what day is it there? How does it work? Behind us or ahead of us? I really should know this one

 

Not thinking of switching to a 355, are you ernie? Just checking mate ....

 

When I flew there I only traveled 17 hours but got there two days after I left. Yet when I flew back from there, I got back before I left. No joke.

 

Ernie, 5.45 in the morning here, not had coffee yet, no way am I going to try and work this out.

In the military we use Zulu time. Never changes where ever you are, sumer or winter.....

Bother, on topic again, maybe I should go back to bed ......

 

In fact scrub that no room, just been back into my bedroom. What's wrong with this picture (other than I didn't make the bed)? Give you a clue - I only own one cat. Thought Tom cats were supposed to be territorial for crying out loud! Useless moggy!

 

Can you marry your first cousin in Tennessee?

 

If you start your Ferrari in the woods with a remote, and no one's around, does it make any sound?

 

What if it starts but throws a 5/8 CEL?

 

Probably needs a belt service. How much is that? Does it come with bacon?

 

This sure is a popular thread.

Do squirrels really taste like chicken?

 

Belt service comes with 2 eggs, toast, hashbrowns and bacon all for the price of $20k.

 

I don't think so but, I know what does...lol

 

And just to confirm, how often should I get that done?

 

Friday arvo now and we are ahead of everyone because we like beer!!!

 

Early friday morning here in the UK so you're probably still behind the Scotts ......

 

Ooh, ooh, I know!
First cousin in Tennessee!


via rubber ducky

 

Will your pants fall down if you don't service your belt?

 

Will your pants fall down if you don't service your belt?

 

Getting ticketed and towed SUCKS!

 

Better than ticketed tacketed and towed

 

I've been looking for a place to post some cake recipes , i found it.

1/2 cup butter
2 cups flour........

 

Every body to the back of the plane , we are hijacking it , we're detouring to a galaxy far far away where davrocks lives.......but first we'll be stopping by Uranus , to drop in on Bobzdar, Blackbetty and Watson. So sit back and enjoy the movie , corvette... , errr, Ferrari summer !Followed by Spaceballs.