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  1. 365GTC/4

    365GTC/4 F1 Rookie

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    Saw a great bit of graffiti on the dunny wall in the pub tonight.

    There are 4 things I hate.
    1. Vandalism
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists
    4. Texta Pens
     
    365GTC/4, Jun 11, 2013
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  2. wrxmike

    wrxmike Moderator Moderator Owner

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    Yes, most likely.
    Former FCA SA state president

    M
     
    wrxmike, Jun 11, 2013
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  3. arthur bishop

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    what is it with you fca people? if its not borderline personality disorder, its narcissisim!
     
    arthur bishop, Jun 11, 2013
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  4. Aircon

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    You rang?
     
    Aircon, Jun 11, 2013
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  5. arthur bishop

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    i did, but the wrong personality answered. coffee tomorrow about 10am? in melbourne for the day.
     
    arthur bishop, Jun 11, 2013
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  6. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Sounds good to me. See if serge is around
     
    Aircon, Jun 11, 2013
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  7. F-Serge

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    I'm in the office tomorrow, can pop out if you're having a coffee in the city - otherwise will catch up when I'm back from O/S
     
    F-Serge, Jun 11, 2013
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  8. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    And a typical 355 owner :p
     
    greg246, Jun 11, 2013
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  9. jmillard308

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    An elderly couple is attending Mass.

    About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

    He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
     
    jmillard308, Jun 11, 2013
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  10. jmillard308

    jmillard308 F1 Veteran Owner

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    More Graffiti -

    "My mother made me a homosexual"

    Underneath was scrawled -


    "If I gave her the wool, would she make me one too?
     
    jmillard308, Jun 11, 2013
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  11. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Oi!!

    Some 355 owners aren't narcissists, some just like people looking at them :)
     
    moretti, Jun 11, 2013
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  12. Aircon

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    Aircon, Jun 12, 2013
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  13. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Horse, Jun 12, 2013
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  14. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    at least I know how to turn off the wipers! :p
     
    Aircon, Jun 12, 2013
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  15. jmillard308

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    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

    Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

    The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up..'

    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
     
    jmillard308, Jun 14, 2013
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  17. Aircon

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  19. Aircon

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  20. Aircon

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    This was a bit unexpected

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF3ptkucM4c]Travis Pratt America's Got Talent Audition - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Aircon, Jun 17, 2013
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    Great Peter, you can be my first customer on GG. Carl has said your pubes scratch his face. :)

    I promise to be gentle.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Jun 17, 2013
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    b27, Jun 17, 2013
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  23. Aircon

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  24. Horse

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  25. Aircon

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