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Bernie Caption Contest

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  1. 4re Nut

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  2. Ney

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    Who is to blame for the current tire mess...?
     
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  3. VIZSLA

    VIZSLA Four Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Bernie, please explain tire swapping.
     
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  4. 4re Nut

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    Where's the money?

    LOL.
     
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  5. tifosi12

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    When the big hand is here and the small one there it means it is five minutes to twelve.

    As it is in the tire situation.
     
    tifosi12, Jul 6, 2013
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  6. Mowgli

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    He's not saying anything, he's having a stroke.
     
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    What brand of watch is he wearing?
     
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    Bernie, where does the money go?
     
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  9. 4re Nut

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  10. San Jose J

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    "First she put one leg over here, then she put another leg over there, then she..."
     
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    "The Missus went that way, and the money went that way"
     
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  12. VIZSLA

    VIZSLA Four Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Odd, usually they leave together.
    :D
     
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    How to handle a dispute: this way, Ferrari wins. That way, Ferrari wins. :)
     
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  14. kraftwerk

    kraftwerk Two Time F1 World Champ

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    True hahaha, ok it's a sh"t one ;)

    There again knowing him he didn't get stung too badly.
     
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  15. kraftwerk

    kraftwerk Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Anyway you're the king of one liners so fill yer boots..;)
     
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  16. kraftwerk

    kraftwerk Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Maybe if that was porno Max yes..;)
     
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  17. tifosi12

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    ROFL

    Anybody been through a divorce knows that one.
     
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    he is throwing up a gang sign him and Lewis came up with because Lewis is Bl............


    rocking a Casio watch... times must be tough.
     
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    Who could give us a clue as to why she sold the 599 GTO?
     
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    Who's paying for the magnum of Dom?
     
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  25. VIZSLA

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    Damn.
    I knew it reminded me of something.
    Good catch.
     
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