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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

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    How can a policeman get with 2 to 3 car lengths at not get a full registration number?

    Obscured maybe ... but otherwise a bit of a fail.
    Pete
     
  2. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    have you met our cops ?
     
  3. HWHL

    HWHL Karting

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    I was at Winton Raceway on Sunday doing a ride day, and we though something must be up as two patrol cars came through the pits and then a Hwy car came through about an hour later.
     
  4. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

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    Yes a few times :D as I pull over and let them catch up.

    BTW: My (step) son is now one.
    Pete
     
  5. 365GTC/4

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    Historical Fact. One for Brett. Gees and who said the Kiwis never invented anything.

    Interesting piece of history.

    Condom History.

    In 1812 the Kiwis invented the first condom, using the sheep's lower intestine.

    In 1863 The Aussies improved on the original idea by first taking the intestine out of the sheep !!

    Bom bom
     
  6. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    I bought all the tyres for the NSW cops when I lived in Sydney :(

    I've got a nephew and BIL who are coppers ..... we don't talk to them :mad:

    sounds like a variation of the old "Greeks invented sex but the Italians introduced it to women" joke ...... but I must remember that wheen I call my mate in NZ :)
     
  7. b27

    b27 F1 World Champ

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    Isn't the lower intestine a long way in? I'd be pretty proud of that. :D
     
  8. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Depends which orifice you're ewesing :D
     
  9. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Here we go again
     
  10. b27

    b27 F1 World Champ

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    Hey, you're the Greek here. :p

    Just saying. :D
     
  11. VIZSLA

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    Better the Greek than the sheep.

    Words to live by.
    ;)
     
  12. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Baa, we prefer goats ;)
     
  13. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    oh, grab-a-grannie time (nanny goats ?) :p
     
  14. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    the guys who wrote unix remembered that as well, the email system was called BIFF because that was the name of their dog that use to bark everytime the mailman arrived with mail :)
     
  15. 365GTC/4

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    A Kiwi might argue that one!!!
     
  16. FazzerPorscheman

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  17. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #3043 moretti, Jun 25, 2013
    Last edited: Jun 25, 2013
    and the drivers are Australian :)

    In heaven and hell
     
  18. I16

    I16 Formula 3

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    #3044 I16, Jun 29, 2013
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  19. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    OLIO.....our favourite mechanic is going ballistic on AE.

    Fun to watch, but again, it's a case of me thinks he protests too much.

    Funny how some people use offence as defence.

    Oh well.

    All's well...he's the happiest guy he knows, as he keeps telling us.
     
  20. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    JEEEEEEEEEEEZZZUS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP AIRING YOUR DIRTY WASHING IN THIS FORUM


    Nobody,except you,and the folk you are rapidly loosing as friends,I suspect,DILLIGAF.

    Pap?????
     
  21. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #3048 Aircon, Jul 10, 2013
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  22. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    I was repairing them !!! :(
     
  23. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    I've still got a 5 1/4 inch floppy.
     

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