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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Kelsa

    Kelsa F1 Veteran

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    pffft! wasn't fun to be sitting in that gear stick rattling clicking OHOS 355CH anyway. remember how we jumped into my accord and we both looked at each other and said WOW this is comfortable?!
     
    Kelsa, Jul 17, 2013
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  2. Aircon

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    You're delusional
     
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  3. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    are you mad ??!!

    see, he knows
     
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  4. jmillard308

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    You do realise you are talking about a Shanghai taxi driver? :D
     
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  5. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Yep, Bobby said he scared the hell out of the BMW salesman :p
     
    moretti, Jul 17, 2013
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    I never thought Stephen George Snowden Aged Care Group director has this much colorful history, even he has enjoyed his life. Scaring of BMW salesman and doing all this is really fun.
     
    MayaGodfrey, Jul 18, 2013
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  7. Aircon

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  8. Aircon

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  9. Aircon

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  10. Horse

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    Horse, Jul 18, 2013
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  11. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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  12. Aircon

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    Aircon, Jul 19, 2013
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  13. Aircon

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  14. Aircon

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  15. Horse

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    Whom?
     
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  16. Aircon

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    no...but he owns a genuine (non replica) 458

    Cheeky sod!
     
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  17. Horse

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    Roland?
     
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  18. moretti

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    Looks the right way up to me :p
     
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  19. I16

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  20. 365GTC/4

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    WTF is that? But that might give some around these parts a bone though! Lucky they were not sheep rectums! NZ porn.
     
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  21. I16

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    Found in the bottom of John Elliot's freezer - Melbourne people will know!
     
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  22. Horse

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    GG joke, but I think they are on the menu at the Safari Club!
     
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  23. Aircon

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  24. Horse

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    They normally come with bones?
     
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