Funniest/Stupidest comments you have received about your Ferrari

It depends....that may be true if you have a few very unlucky months in a row.

 

Yeah I guess you're right - I forget the rest of the world thinks there are 'cars' other than Ferrari!

 

i never get nice comments, jealousy is all i get it seems, in my 360 the other day some moron says:

"hey, what do you for a job" (i get asked this question on a weekly basis)

I reply, im a computer programmer

"yeh i thought you would be a loser"

I reply, Im just curious, am I loser because im a computer programmer or am I a loser because i drive a ferrari?

i got no reply from the dumb **** as he just walked away

 

"No. I thought I'd let the previous owner take the depreciation hit"

 

Loser? I'm a winner. There's my trophy. Where's yours?

 

You should have told him to consider a 308 gt4 to really confuse him. Of course that's a backseat you can't even fit a dog in-but hey it looks cool

I actually picked up a 328 bimmer a few weeks ago-needed a new DD, got a ridiculous deal. I drove it for about a week before I realized how it shares the digits with the fcar!

 

IQ = -10 so a waste of breath asking the dork. His trophy was a Toyota 4X4

 

It can be fun to see what he says next.

 

This morning pimply faced kid driving a Tata Nano looked over at me at a stoplight and said, "That's a Ferrari, isn't it?"

I said, "Yeah".

He asked, "Is a Ferrari faster than a Force India?"

I tried to say "No it isn't, but I think it's faster than a Marussia", but I'm embarrassed to say my voice choked up and I couldn't speak. I had to turn away so that the kid wouldn't see the sad tear running down my cheek. ;(

 

Only if Charlie would let them run a 458 instead of that hybrid weed whacker.

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A lot of manufacturers have more experience making golf carts.

 

Someone that that's big of a moron you should ignore, like you can't even hear them. Act like they don't exist, like they are a ghost. Best way to handle most idiots. Unless its someone that is genuinely complimentary then be nice.

 

Next time you run into an idiot tell him that you're a trust fund baby. That should **** them up.


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I've got a moronic brother-in-law (the essence of white trash) who always refers to my Ferrari as a Fiat.

Groan...joke got old a long time ago.

 

"What kind of body kit is that on your 360?" (pointing at F50)

 

Proper response, "I'm sorry, I'm not following you. What is this 'job' thing you are referencing".

 

A kid in a red honda civic with a blue door big rear wing and stupid muffler hanging out past what was left of the rear bumper compelmented me on my 575 and then went out of way to tell me that the new ones have over 700 hp. I'm not sure why but I thanked him much and acted very surprised

 

I guess he was referring to the F12 with 730hp?
I don't think he meant disrespect, it seems like he was trying to impress you with his knowledge of Ferraris.

 

Putting gas in the F40 one day, some guy putting gas in a boat said, "Hey, who made that body kit?"

I simply shrugged and said, "Ferrari did," and kept on filling it up.

 

I had the exact same thing happen. His response was, "No way that is real"!

As I am filling the tank, I pointed him towards the rear perspex window and told him to take a look His jaw then proceeded to hit the ground.

 

a few weeks ago a guy asked how many women I had picked up due to my Ferrari.

 

And.........

 

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A guy in a 3 series BMW while I was getting in my Scuderia- "yeah, I looked at those, but I'd never get one.... the service and maintenance fees are crazy!"

LMAO.

 

"Nice Lamborghini!!"
Haha.


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Haha, he asked that to all of us!

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Or an Evo X owner who says "your car is slower on mine from 0 to 60."
Stock Evo X is stock.
Laughed so hard!



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