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OK we all know that birds , storks that is , bring babies , but here is a quiz .....If white birds bring white babies and black birds bring black babies , what kind of bird brings NO babies ? A Swallow !
Should I ban you for bumping the thread? Or for telling one of those "it's funny cuz it's true" jokes?
Anything worth peaking your head up for without HR being called ,Or is it a sausage fest environment ?
Yup. Some very nice tail at the office. And no worries about HR. Don't forget, I'm in Montreal. If you don't ogle the ladies, they'll just assume you're a poofter.
Wise Italian Grandfather An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. " "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "? O, bacala
Skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer... ....and a mop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5W-gsISgac Check it out at 1:37
Man died when his wife suffocated him with her breasts. Police are calling it a motorboating accident.
Don't get it? motorboat v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound. n. The sound produced when doing a motorboat.