Dear check engine light 1-4 I no longer miss you.

When we first met 18 months ago I fell in love with your partner the gorgous F355 Berlinetta Rosso Corsa. She dazzled me with stunning lines and epic sounds. You came to visit me just 250 miles after 355 and I first met. You shocked me at first, didn't expect to meet you so soon! Sent a lighting bolt through my spine of shock. Then just as you appeared you went away only a few miles later. Was kind of nice seeing you go as I wasn't really ready to meet you quite so soon. Days later it was like you just wanted to pop in and surprise me again. Still only staying on for few miles. 355 Still purring perfectly as she always does. It's like your jealous of my affection for her. Yes I fell in love with her and not you! Your and ugly orange, pesky, and never tell me what you want. We have to all 3 go see a therapist at $125 an hr to see whats troubling you. Fast forward a year. I sent you on 2 week vacation with 355 for an all expenses paid trip to the spa. I deciede to introduce you to a new friend from Fabspeed. 4-2-1 headers was her name and you too seem to be getting along fantastic. After a year of visiting me, I had become used to you and almost in a wierd way missed you when you weren't there. Always wondering when you would turn on. Two thousand miles and six months later you are no where to be found. Have you hooked up with 4-2-1 headers and moved on? I certainly hope your happy wherever you are. I know I am. It is a new different experience now with 355 not expecting you to come in all the time when we are having fun. I pound her just a little harder knowing we are alone. Just wanted to write you to wish you luck and no hard feelings. I know you will be back eventually. Untile we meet again. Best regards CEL 1-4.


Tony

 

Thank you, kind of a silly story but entirely true. I'm sorry I dont know what a SRI fix is. Haven't done that one yet.

 

I'm sure they are 4 into 1. I'm foul up all the time in here. Got to get my facts right before I go to print. Should read the part where I thought my car had Corinthian leather. Turns out its Connolly leather. Thanks for keeping me sharp. Ciao