FerrariChat.com Ambassador of the Year 2015

Your going in the right direction but Im not really sold just yet.....

Whats the one experience in your past that you think makes you the best one for this job?

 

Of all the ambassadorial things I have done, this is one of the best:

http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/politics-religion-not-faint-heart/515372-i-am-voting-deez-nuts.html

I think it speaks volumes to the experience and vision I can bring to F-Chat! I may not have the chops of UroTrash, but I am TRYING!!!

 

YES!!!

And go be photographed eating something, dammit!!!!
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If Mike wins what will his moniker be?

MODERATOR/AMBASSADOR/LIFETIMEOVERACHEVEMENTAWARDWINNER?

 

Global Ambassador Moderator Lifetime Rossa. Or GLAM-LIFE ROSSA for short. His new avatar is going to need more rhinestones.

All the best,
Andrew.

 

NO BAN WEDNESDAYS!!!! (I pilfered...I mean...er... one of my advisers suggested this).

A SOUP ON EVERY STOVE!!!! MAKE F-CHAT GREAT!!! HOPE! CHANGE!!! THE FORCE!!! VOTE!!!

 

Just viewed the poll results.

Now I know how Lincoln Chafee felt.



Mike

 

Ok, this poll is obviously total bull****.

There is only one person who should even be nominated for this title at all, and I humbly submit that person is certainly me, even if by default. Consider the following-

Bushwacker is an artist. An ARTIST. And what word ALWAYS precedes the word artist ? - the word starving. The word starving ALWAYS precedes the word artist. You cannot have a starving ambassador, as they'll be ripe for all sorts of bribes (like from McLaren, Lamborghini, etc.).

Bullfighter literally has the word 'fighter' IN HIS NAME- hardly the person to carry forth the olive branch of peace in order to expand the family.

Darth550- just having the word Darth in your handle should automatically exempt you, because it's scary as hell, and sends the wrong message. The only way he could POSSIBLY be any worse would be if his handle was DarthBullfighter550. Certainly. Not what we want to project.

DesertDawg- all I have to do is figure out how to post my pms back and forth to DD and you'll see why you shouldn't ever vote for him for anything. I imagine that just reading this will cause him to withdraw his name here, probably due to 'health' reasons.

GrayTA works for the government- let that sink in for a moment.

GuyIncognito- recently admitted that he 'always wore a helmet' while motorcycling !?!?!- what a *****. We need a leader, a MAN, in this role, not a helmet-wearing girlie man.

IanMac- lives in Scotland- this should only be open to 'Murcians. When I win this *****, I'm getting rid of all these silly sub forums that use some sort of weird glyphs instead of actual letters. I promise all you voters that the first thing I'll do is make American the official language of Fchat.

Joker- look at our current Congress. You wanna give MORE lawyers MORE power ? No ****ing way. No lawyers.

Mseals- recently quit smoking. We do NOT need quitters leading us.

Mwr4440- good guy, but lives in Germany, which I believe is part of Scotland, so no here as well.

Piper- has enough on his plate right now- maybe next year.

Rdefabri- drives an Etype; judgement like this we do not need.

Rick Lederman- I'm pretty sure this is just FManny posting under a new name, but he's not fooling me. Dr. S should look into this.

Statler- really ? You guys want to consider a guy who does nothing but help abused children and generally make the world a better place ? Yeah, great if we were voting for the next Mother superior or Gandhi, but this is FerrariChat Ambassador, and I'm sure it'll get nasty- real nasty. The LAST thing we need here is some bleeding heart do gooder.

Toggle- over 14000 posts since 2003 ?!?! Yeah, right. Do the math- that's like almost 100 posts a day. Definitely a bot, not a real person. Out.

It's pretty obvious that I'm the best man for this job. From my ability to reach across the aisle politically and agreeably disagree in a way that undoubtedly endears me to friend and foe alike, to my big hands - I'm your guy. I can do it all. Need a diplomat ? I'd refer you to my P&R musings to see that I can get along with everyone. Need a new Fchat commercial written to broaden the base ? Look no further than my recent Cialis commercial in Silver to see how delicately I can turn a phrase. Need a diamond, watch, or piece of jewelry- I've got ****loads of 'em. Need an Ambassador- I'm the guy.

Really, think about it. Who is more Ambassadorish than me ? If you put all the other nominees in the same room, it'd look just like the Mos Isley bar scene in Star Wars- we need a uniter, and I am he.

You know what needs to be done.

Mike (Adamas)

 

Stay in the race, if we all get votes, we can get a brokered nomination!

 

Stay in ? I'm winning this **********er.

Mike

 

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An ambassador from anything "Baltimore" will not end well.
Check his profile, what the hell is "Baltimore county" ?

 

You'll be hearing from my attorney.

Mike

 

In all seriousness, can a Moderator win?

 

Looks like it ........
I need an attorney who can kick butt on the attorney who threatened me above ?
Anybody ?
I actually qualify as the poorest F car owner on here ...... ��

Jeez with my luck I will get someone who plays golf with him ..... Groan

 

Sure....by stuffing the ballot box. You know where this alleged "Mseals" lives, right? He's the only white man in the Middle East not in an orange jump; why do you think that is?



Mark

 

Exactly.


Mark- I'm thinking of suing the silly **** outta Enzojr. - can you send me like a price list or something ?

Mike, future Fchat Ambassador

 

**** that, I'll do it pro bono. We may have a class action against this whole establishment here.



Mark

 

I like the way you think- **** the establishment.

I'm putting you on the ticket as my Vice- Ambassador.

Enzojr- this is your one and only chance to settle out of court.

Mike

 

I just called the IRS and had you reported as an up and coming "Republican non-profit"
Gawd knows they are not doing anything in the next month or two ...... He He

All of you will soon learn the term "Deep Kimchee"

 

Ok...you win.



THE WAR OF WORDS!

The real question is... do we need A TYPIST?

Sure, you've got big hands... all the better to type more.

If the brass ring were a Selectric, I would agree... you made the classic mistake.

You over-typed.

That's the death knell... hear that bell in the distant background, Adamas?

That bell tolls for you.

 

Are you saying I've locked in the delegates from Gitmo?

Whew! I was afraid you might get their votes by promising free BLTs or something.

 

Too little, too late...

I'm just glad Dr. Urotrash Carson isn't running.

 

Yummy, I had a BLT yesterday.
Being a bachelor it was lacking the lettuce and tomato, but I put extra butter on the toast and took an aspirin to stop the heart attack .....
Might go all out today and buy a tomato today

 

I don't know, are those people YOUR people, sheikh Seals? We will just have to let the great voters of Fchat decide.




Mark

 

Does anyone really believe Adamas - with a measly 1,636 posts - has the experience to be Ambassador?? You want someone - no, you NEED someone - that understands the nuances of this forum and can advocate accordingly.

My record of awesomeness and quality of posts stands up to anyone - that's why I'm the right person for the job!!