Schools let out for summer break yesterday in our state. Just saying~ :)
"Phantom driver" & "Humping car" Years ago I came out of a strip mall to see a car humping my Alfa. The car had "unleashed" itself and drifted downhill; it then made a 90 degree turn to get at my baby. When I found the driver, he admitted that he must not have set the parking brake properly. When my insurance co. contacted his, they claimed that a "phantom driver" must have been in the car & denied responsibility. My insurance company paid because it was cheaper than fighting. And THAT is at least one reason for high premiums.
My missus sister left the brake off on her mini the other day, about four days after buying the car, and when she went back to the car, it had rolled down into my entrance gates, bent them, and dented the mini. Happily, the gates prevented the car rolling any further which would have had it in the road and possibly rolling into a main road
Or if you prefer, Brad Paisley summed it up nicely: I can still remember when Grandpa died and our ship came in Daddy said he left Mama and him More money than we'd ever seen Just like that, we were thousandaires Had a brand new boat and a Frigidaire And all us kids in our underwear Were jumpin' on a trampoline A bunch of lowlifes livin' the high life Money burnin' a hole right Through the pockets of our holey jeans Grandpa's with the Lord now But we got a new Ford now And we can watch the Big Orange now On a 57 inch TV, that's right The money was gone by mid-July We went back to just gettin' by Til Mama slipped on a patch of ice Outside of Chick-fil-A Now we knew they was a Christian bunch So we didn't ask for all that much Settled out of court for ten thousand bucks And free chicken til our dyin' day A bunch of lowlifes livin' the high life Money burnin' a hole right Through the pockets of our holey jeans Mama's got a limp now But we all get to swim now Cause we got an aboveground Sittin' out by the trampoline We rocked, we rolled, we lived it up Til it started runnin' thin We began lookin' for a way to spin that wheel again I heard a song a couple months ago It was Carrie Underwood on the radio Reminded me of a poem my brother wrote Back in second grade I know she didn't steal it but so what We lawyered up and we sued her butt These days we figured we'd pretty much Get paid to go away A bunch of lowlifes livin' the high life Money burnin' a hole right Through the pockets of our holey jeans The song's at number one now Gonna get a hot tub now Sittin' next to the aboveground Which is next to the trampoline It's gonna run out someday That ain't gonna be a fun day But as long as it ain't a Sunday We can go to Chick-fil-A and eat
Sounds like you both can have class action suit against the company that graded and paved the driveway!
You know, the more I think about it, God made the earth, on which my drive sits, and his earthly representatives are the church, so they are gonna get a suit!
Sid, in all fairness and to be politically correct, you best also add the estate of Charles Darwin to your suit!
Bang on mate, of course, wouldn't want the atheists feeling discriminated against. This thing is getting bigger all the time, who knew so many were responsible for that handbrake being at fault not setting itself
A couple days ago a guy did this terrible thing. He made a post. And then he left. It was about doing something in a Ferrari. And he never posted again. I heard from a friends cousins brother that he was going to post again but didn't. Now people are curious and Ferrari is at fault for this. They dont respect fchatters for the posts they make. Anyone here relate to this?
Given the way this thread is progressing, the mods might want to merge it with the earlier thread about the the defective Gremlin that was the fault of the dealer before the dealer who sold the car to the complainant without a PPI. Both threads have exceptional entertainment value, have spurred popcorn sales, and just keep on giving and giving...
Ok guys this is a serious topic and we should get it back on track. A friend sent me this today, and this thread seems like the appropriate place to share it. An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. The engineer becomes a pretty popular guy in Hell. One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!" Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue you." "Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
