Aussie joke thread

Ouch

Maybe someone told them to "stick it up your arse" and they took them literally

Just sayin ........ better excuse than a slip

 

Seen a few carrots end up there too whilst "gardening"

 

One of those belongs in the Gun thread.

 

BTW, is it difficult to X-Ray yourself?

 

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Bugs' Bunny(the grammar is what it is this time)

 

What's up Doc?

Lol

 

I think Greg explained what was up doc..

 

That's a male pelvis

 

Pete doesn't know the difference between men and women.... And isn't fussed either way

 

Once were alcoholics

 

One in a million, Doc!

 

Er, true.

In an attempt to apologise for bringing the thread down, Aircon you can have that beer. I'll reluctantly get off my beer grate couch and go and get a cold one from the ice box
Pete

 

I don't drink.

 

Oh, you can sniff it then
Pete

 

Story of my life

 

Thank God !!

Imagine what you'd be like if you drank !!!

 

Appreciate your thoughts...but that's no female!

 

Steve?

 

Not that bad, but close

 

For once I agree with you.

I thought Wes was the resident drunk?

 

He's been too busy getting X rays.

 

Hey that's a bit cruel ...... and accurate

 

... and then giving the bottle, once removed, to Aircon to sniff.

Assuming I've not missunderstood things again.
Pete