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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. IanB

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    fixed for you :)
     
  2. Aircon

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    Ewwww

    What's wrong with you?
     
  3. simon klein

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    Jeeeez you really ARE pining for the GG,aren't you?
     
  4. FazzerPorscheman

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    Big night tomorrow night.

    Hope the Queenslanders can do it. :)
     
  5. simon klein

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    I think it will be a HUGE ask given Thursto's on the bench for the game:(
     
  6. FazzerPorscheman

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    Agreed. :(
     
  7. moretti

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    FO x NSW
     
  8. PSk

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    NSW are like the Warriors, a constant disappointment ...

    QLD will win, even if they challenged with their under 9's.
    Pete
     
  9. GERRA456gt

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    Do you old fellas know, that there is a new viagra eye drop, for those that can't take the pill?

    I hear it leaves you c0ck eyed
     
  10. moretti

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    A bit like McLaren ?

    Good pick .... loser :p
     
  11. PSk

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    John, NSW just won one game. They won't win the series.

    I've backed NSW for 20 years and quite honestly sick of how they get cocky and don't show the passion for the game like QLD do.
    Pete
     
  12. Aircon

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  13. Steve355F1

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    You already enjoy it, don't you?
     
  14. Gizzi

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  15. moretti

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  16. Aircon

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    I won't.... It's me!
     
  17. FazzerPorscheman

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    LOL. :)
     
  18. jmillard308

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    A lawyer, who had a wife and12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home, but he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
    When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.
    He couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie – We all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.
    So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids. He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
    He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked: "How many children do you have? He answered: "Twelve."
    The agent asked, "Where are the others?"
    The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered “They're in the cemetery with their mother."




    MORAL: It's not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words… and don't forget, most politicians are unfortunately lawyers.
     
  19. au-yt

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  20. Aircon

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  21. IanB

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    Pole?
     
  23. simon klein

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    .....with just one option: Tick all 11.
     
  24. Aircon

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    Ouch!
     

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