It's not funny, and I'm not drunk.

Actually I've never made pizza - I'm sure you know that in Italy pizza is Sunday night 'Mama's night off' food?

 

I thought pension day was Thursday??




*runs*

 

I love this thread, I check on you guys from time to time. I only wish I lived in your world and not mine.

 

I don't have a clue about that lunatic country, I'm an Aussie, so was my dad, and my grandad and his dad

The only Italian I know is Ferrari , Lamborghini and spaghetti ......... oh and of course OLIO

 

I reported your post for being cruel ...... and accurate


I'm right behind you in the running dept

 

But we don't carry guns

Sorry, wrong thread

 

That's how business is done in Sydneys south.....Just another normal day......

 

Do you have a "Go Bag" with a clean pair of trakkies ?.........

 

Better looking hookers in the south

 

I have an overnight bag - toothbrush, nosepeg, condoms, vaseline and viagra, is that good enough ?

Obviously the nosepeg is for the smell of burning rubber

 

What about the gun and bottle of rum?.......

 

Are we in America already ?

I thought you left NYC ?

 

Back home in Sydney for 2 days after an epic day and a half to find the island......

 

Just bang it into the GPS and wait until you see the girls waving to you at Kurnell

 

Yea Baby.....Right I'm off to see my mate Dave for a haircut......

 

Which hair ?

Have you got names for them ?

 

Is that the one you forgot in Ballina?

"Right, I've got nothing, time to go"

 

Yeah, thanks for reminding me about my seniors moment .... it was sitting next to the car as I drove out

 

Funny, same stuff Wes caries in his bag.....

 

Sorted!

 

IIIIIIIAAAAAN ARE YOU OUT THERE....................................

Has anyone seen KIAI lately????

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-31/dead-body-found-in-deceased-estate/9821504

 

Burning rubber? Your ar$e must be chafing like a bastard.


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That's why he keeps vasso in his bag......

 

See .... someone can work it out

 

Piss poor preparation = A piss poor performance.....But you are all over that.....