2019 end all be all OIL non debatable final solution. No really

I put my car back together a few months ago so I could move it, I only fixed maybe 2 of 10 leak areas, I had synthetic in it for years because all of you lied to me. Well now man I’ve brought it back to unshaved au natural’e. I’ve driven it off and on for a while now, each time I move the car I go look where it peed, nothing, zip.... all thanks to actual oil, 20/50 with zinc for vim and vigor. As per usual I picked up an additional 10HP

I dare anyone to dispute my science
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Mmmm… extra Vim and Vigor! Still waiting for the post that says you should giver everyone here a warning that you used Dino oil so that they know not to buy your car because the engine is wrecked.

 

Does yours have a cat? See warning label in red on back of bottle.

 

Mines a Euro, pure unadulterated flow without all the hang ups man

 

You sure you didn't accidentally slip one of these in there with your high-performance motor oil



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Lucas oil Lucas electronics, what can go wrong

 

You know, No oil leaks could also mean No oil

 

The most likely explanation


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It’s because the oil has those special Lucas additives. They are like nutrients for your motor, man!

 

But it needs more electrolytes!

And yeah, no oil leak IN THE DRIVEWAY but look at what happened behind him!

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Hopefully he took the Raul Julia approach “what sa behind me not important”

 

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???!!!!????

YOU CAN'T JUST "ANALYSE" BY YOURSELF AND COME TO MEANINGFUL CONCLUSIONS!!!! YOU ARE JUST ONE DATA POINT IN AN OCEAN OF INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OBJECTIVE ORGANIZATIONS, SUCH AS CONSUMER REPORTS, HAS DONE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH!!!!!!

READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Consumer Reports - Best Oils for von Barron's 308

 

I think he knows something that they don’t know and he doesn’t want them to know that he is in fact in the know.

 

If I drink it will I stop smoking?

 

If you smoke it, I hearby swear and promise you’ll stop drinking

 

Brian said Anal

 

So, that's what the kids are callin' it, Anal-lysing?