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Would Vettel be faster without the mustache?

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Would Vettel be faster without the mustache?

  1. Yes - Time for the straight razor...

  2. No - helps him spin less.........

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  1. Robb

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    I’m not a fan.

    I say time to shave it and go faster. He has enough “weighing” him down... :D

    Or he can leave it so LeClerc can always finish in front this year.... :D

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  2. NeuroBeaker

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    It's got to be added weight. o_O

    All the best,
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  3. Jean-Pierre Marchand

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    Some guys just don't wear beards and mustaches well. I include myself in this group. Shave it. Stick to the 2-day scruffy look.
     
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  4. DeSoto

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    I´d need some CFD data of that moustache to answer that. Moustaches are like front wings: a moustache that worked well for Mansell or Regazzoni may not work for others.
     
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  5. John_K_348

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    My thoughts exactly. OR... he's even trying the old MB spectacled engineer, Bayerische or Kaiser look, which will hurt more than it helps.

    I think he got caught out on the pass by Lewis due to, grip, wing wash, stress, and wind. He should have taken it easy and gone for it in the straight. DRS was really good at Bahrain and the TV people were talking about trimming one of the zones.
     
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  6. stavura

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    Seb, the tashe needs to go son...

    I remember last season after he got that dodgy haircut he had some good races, he should definitely bring that back.
     
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  7. Dino2010

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    The moustache on Vettel's babyface is like pubic hair on a nun: unattractive, useless and nobody wants to see it. Besides that, it doesn't make him look like more a man at all. Let him go back to the child's face and let him shake his index.
    That's the only thing we want to see!
     
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  8. dwhite

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    Nothing can help this looser. He spins more than a break dancer grubbing for change on a NYC subway in 1985. Back to RedBull, would be best.
     
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  9. Etcetera

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    He looks like a 70's male porn actor. He shall be known as Randy Bone.
     
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  10. tatcat

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    Best F1 driver mustache... Graham Hill
     
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  11. ingegnere

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    He looks old and slow with the mustache.

    I imagine a retired him at a biergarten licking the foam off after a swig of the stein (sp?) while watching a GP on the television, LOL.
     
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  12. ingegnere

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    Chase Carey.
     
  14. daytona355

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    Sorry Seb, the mouse has to go, makes you look like an illegal immigrant disguised to get past security....... unless you are on active duty chasing down scumbags in Mosul or Syria, with no access nor time for a shave, there’s no need for a man in his 20’s to have a mouse on his lip
     
  15. Remy Zero

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    He should keep a goatee.
     
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  16. stavura

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  18. ingegnere

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  19. Ferrari 308 GTB

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    Maybe he went for a quick pint of the black stuff before Q3 ?
     
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  20. zygomatic

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    I want him to keep it so that at least one intrepid F1 reporter can begin his interview: "Seb, I moustache you a question"
     
  21. Nortonious

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    This. And shave the head. And win races. Mostly the latter though...
     
  22. kandi

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    It looks very unprofessional. At least he could cut it to the shape of front wing aero ;)
     
  23. Remy Zero

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    Lol shaved head + goatee..that is my look now.
     
  24. P.Singhof

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    For all the LH44-fans: Look, people do not only joke about Lewis´ haircut but also about Sebs moustache...Not necessarily a sign of "hate" or "detraction" ;)
     
  25. Remy Zero

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    I wonder after Bahrain if Bottas will shave off his beard :p to prove that he is back :D
     
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