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The Weekend Aussie BBQ , Vino, Fishing and Driving Thread...

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Maranello550, May 25, 2018.

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  1. Ferraridoc

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    450 Silver Shotgun? I always wanted one of those, and a 900 MHR, which I'm surprised is not on your list
     
  2. greg246

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    Nah, don’t need to. I get paid regardless of whether I’m right or wrong
     
  3. IanB

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    fixed
     
  4. Ferraridoc

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    He's got that covered by saying something like "on the lateral view, there is an area of radiolucency - suggest an MRI", unless there's some more expensive investigation, in which case, he'll suggest that.
     
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  5. Maranello550

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    Looks like that 80s porn movie Stevie does PP.....:)
     
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  6. kerrari

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    Maybe you should stop complaining about the cops - may have saved you...
     
  7. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Really ??

    They have never saved my lfe yet !!

    Just taken money ....... ifI haven't slowed down by 65 then I'm never going to

    What they need is to improve the driving abilityof the morons by making the exam harder

    I've always ben better than Schumacher :)
     
  8. kerrari

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    I forgot the smily face...
     
  9. Horse

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    An again in English?
     
  10. IanB

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    Really, what language includes "An again" ? :rolleyes:
     
  11. moretti

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    I've used my quota of "E"s for the day and you must have used up your "D"s:p

    My touch typing is terrible and my grandma is even worserer <------------ that'd be right Adrian ??? :D
     
  12. Ferraridoc

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    Mr. Ed?
     
  13. moretti

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    No, he spoke quite well for a horse



    and sang even better :)
     
  14. knocker

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    Perfect English literature JM, at least it’s up to my high standards anyway


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  15. Steve355F1

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  16. moretti

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    2B shure 2B shure :)
     
  17. IanB

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    no embarrassing pose involved, just stupidity.

    I am shocked to reveal that I started riding road bikes before I actually had a license :eek:

    I bought a BSA A10 with a hole in the crankcase for about $10, got it welded up and tootled the Perth suburbs until I was legal, when I upgraded to a BSA A65, which felt fast to me after years on a 90cc Yamaha dirt bike (the A10 was no faster than the Yammy)

    Not content with that, I felt the need to customise it... so I pulled the front forks apart and found a workshop who welded extensions to the tubes. Add a tiny Bantam fuel tank and I had a CHOPPER! Unfortunately the forks were now so flexible, that the front brake couldn't be used... also, I hadn't thought about the sidestand, which required a brick to keep the bike upright.

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  18. Horse

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    Horse, really?


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  19. Steve355F1

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    Nice.

    Have you owned any other choppers since, Ian?
     
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  20. FazzerPorscheman

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  21. Aircon

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    OLIO
     
  22. IanB

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    Ahem, I was having a little lend of myself for the benefit of humor. :)
     
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  23. Aircon

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    The reason we missed it is because we never expect you to be funny.
     
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  24. Ferraridoc

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    u Stop reading those American car manuals
     
  25. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Ian's just as funny as you ......... well probably funnier :p
     

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