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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Horse

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    #6676 Horse, Jul 25, 2019
    I'll leave it on the luggage rack.
     
  2. moretti

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    #6677 moretti, Jul 26, 2019
    I'll just put it off until tomorrow
     
  3. Steve355F1

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  4. Horse

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    #6679 Horse, Jul 26, 2019
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    #6680 Steve355F1, Jul 26, 2019
    Social media is for utter idiots. That doesn't mean that everyone who uses it is an idiot. Some people are smart enough to use it in an intelligent way.
    What Trump is doing is extremely clever.
    He knows that the traditional media are massively biased against him, so he uses Twitter to completely bypass them.
    And, doing that drives the media and their lefty lunatic peanuts in the general populace absolutely crazy!

    Good on him. He's a legend.
     
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  6. Aircon

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    #6681 Aircon, Jul 26, 2019
    Exactly right
     
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    #6683 Maranello550, Jul 26, 2019
    COD ??...:)
     
  9. Horse

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    #6684 Horse, Jul 26, 2019
    Tuna?


    Sent from my iPhone using FerrariChat
     
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    #6685 Aircon, Jul 26, 2019
    Here we go
     
  11. Horse

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    #6686 Horse, Jul 26, 2019
    Don’t be so crabby.


    Sent from my iPad using FerrariChat
     
  12. Ferraridoc

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    #6687 Ferraridoc, Jul 27, 2019
    I thought Wes would not be able to resist taking the bait by now... must need to mullet over first
     
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    #6688 I16, Jul 27, 2019
    geez I hope he hasn't dropped off the perch
     
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    #6689 FazzerPorscheman, Jul 27, 2019
    Been out for dinner.

    Had a Chinaman that had been run over by a steamroller.

    Crustacean.
     
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    #6690 FazzerPorscheman, Jul 27, 2019
    Just floundering.
     
  16. Aircon

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    #6691 Aircon, Jul 28, 2019
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    #6692 I16, Jul 28, 2019
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    #6693 Cyt, Jul 28, 2019
  19. Aircon

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    #6694 Aircon, Jul 30, 2019
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  21. Horse

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    #6696 Horse, Aug 7, 2019
  22. Aircon

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    #6697 Aircon, Aug 7, 2019
    lol...you better do it immediately!!
     
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    #6698 simon klein, Aug 7, 2019
    Yeah I got one as well,filled it in and sent it..................
























    ........even though I'm with Telstra...
     
  24. Aircon

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    #6699 Aircon, Aug 10, 2019
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    #6700 Ferraridoc, Aug 10, 2019
    What a great shot! Is there video of the sheep in the distance running around to stay in the shadow of the blade?
     
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