The Bad news Bear Opines on Effect of Corona Virus

Diary of a Plague Year




The Corona Virus is uncontrolled and there is no cure. Every facet of consumer spending is being affected. Here's my predictions as to the future of the car market in the next 12 months, new and used, if the virus spreads unchecked,

1. Production of all new cars will drop, with a sales drop. In China alone as the disease kills over 50,000, sales will drop over 90%.
2. Introduction of some new cars will be delayed, maybe even model years skipped, becuse automakers will not want a bad sales year for a model to be blamed on
the car and not the disappearance of buyers.
3. Ultimate limited edition cars will sell out in small editions-12 cars here, 25 there. But middle of the road luxury car sales will drop.

4. Certain brands that depend on prestige will die if they were already only breaking even.

5. Used cars at dealerships will have to be certified as clean of virus before they can go on a used car lot.
6. Private sales of used cars will be forbidden unless you the seller, can provide a " virus-free" certificate.
7. Bulletproof options will be sold on Land Rovers, Bentleys, Rolls Royces and Escalades because the diseased rabble might direct their anger at owners of luxury cars who seem to be disease free.
8. The value of collector cars will drop precipitiously as the excitement of auctions like the Barrett Jackson and Mecum et al will no longer be around to pump them up.
9. Ad agencies will close, no longer bring paid to develop ads. Newspapers will fold as there will be no dealer ads.
10. All car races will be cancelled, racetracks will close, the high performance race shops will close, all the sellers of hi po accessories will go bankrupt.

Is that enough bad news? Keep the pedal to the metal, gas prices are falling...
THE AUTHOR Anonymous for now, is the author of 18 car books