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  1. Horse

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    "Can I push your stool in?"
     
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    He'll just take a picture
     
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    Fixed. [emoji41]
     
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    Doctor: "Just relax, David; it's only a small surgery - you going to do fine!"
    Patient: "But, my name's not David."
    Doctor: "I know! I'm David."
     
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    Where's it's snout and little curly tail?
     
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    Shouldn’t that be “Patrick”?


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
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    Fixed
     
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    Pap's got a new gig !!!

    Seriously, this guy is Pappy's doppleganger :)
     
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    As if

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    The numbers are in and your parents were right: you should have studied medicine. Well, at least if you cared about making money. Oh, and saving lives, of course.
    The Australian Tax Office (ATO) has released the official income stats from the 2017-18 financial year, revealing the top 20 occupations by median income, the middle income in the field.
    Those cut from the medical cloth, unsurprisingly, claim many of the top spots. In the number one position, making more money than God himself, are anaesthetists on a median income of $385,242. It should be noted that means 50% of the profession actually make more than that every year.
    Well behind them are your surgeons banking $320,186 before tax. A little behind them, and with a title sounding all too much like a surgeon’s job description, are the internal medicine specialists on $268,247.
    Psychiatrists pocket $213,683 a year before the tax office even gets to the first non-medical occupation on the list. That would be mining engineers, raking in $156,126, followed closely by freewheeling financial dealers on $153,551.
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