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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. greg246

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    #7476 greg246, Mar 1, 2021
    **** that, I ignore all those calls. :p
     
  2. Ferraridoc

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    #7477 Ferraridoc, Mar 1, 2021
    That's because you're already in First Class. I don't mind an upgrade.
     
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    #7478 Maranello550, Mar 1, 2021
    Must admit the steaks are special in First Class...Ask Ian...:)
     
  4. Ferraridoc

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    #7479 Ferraridoc, Mar 1, 2021
    Aren't you guys meant to leave the punters' food alone and stick to your jam sandwich?
     
  5. Maranello550

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    #7480 Maranello550, Mar 1, 2021
    Must admit I do like a good jam sandwich....:)
     
  6. IanB

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    #7481 IanB, Mar 1, 2021
    thanks again for your "personal" attention on that flight Gaz
     
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  7. greg246

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    #7482 greg246, Mar 1, 2021
    You look more of a meat sandwich kinda guy
     
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    #7483 Ferraridoc, Mar 1, 2021
    Fixed. College boy?
     
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    #7484 FazzerPorscheman, Mar 1, 2021
    Cockfit?
     
  10. Maranello550

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    #7485 Maranello550, Mar 1, 2021
    Thanks for the $5 tip BTC....:)
     
  11. greg246

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    #7486 greg246, Mar 1, 2021
    Eewww
     
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    #7487 Maranello550, Mar 1, 2021
    Can’t afford to be fussy at my age...:)
     
  13. Maranello550

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    #7488 Maranello550, Mar 1, 2021
    Have you been to Greg’s Spa night?....:)
     
  14. greg246

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    #7489 greg246, Mar 1, 2021
    He’s come on a few
     
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    #7490 Maranello550, Mar 1, 2021
    Are you allowed to import NSW pearls into QLD?...:)
     
  16. Aircon

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    #7491 Aircon, Mar 1, 2021
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    #7492 FazzerPorscheman, Mar 2, 2021
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    #7493 Aircon, Mar 2, 2021
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    #7494 Aircon, Mar 2, 2021
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  20. moretti

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    #7495 moretti, Mar 2, 2021
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    #7496 PAP 348, Mar 3, 2021
    What do you mean "close"? :p
     
  22. moretti

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    #7497 moretti, Mar 3, 2021
    I haven't checked the percentages with Pat :p

    ..... or Karen :p
     
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    #7498 PAP 348, Mar 4, 2021
    Lol. :D
     
  24. Gizzi

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    #7499 Gizzi, Mar 4, 2021
    One of our club members has
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    On his 355, obviously.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  25. simon klein

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    #7500 simon klein, Mar 4, 2021
    Giallo.
     
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