I once was trying to impress a girl and did that on my calculator and showed her She told me to f off. I was puzzled It took me 15 years to realise she actually had small boobs and i offended her
Moderators can we please have a rule that whomever starts these bloody punny threads gets banned for a day at least!
A guy brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced.. His Wife screams her head off at him while his friend is sitting at the dining table.. “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a F....ng mess, the dishes are still in the sink from last night, I didn’t get a good night sleep last night and I’m completely exhausted..” Why the F... did you bring him home without letting me know in advance you stupid..******???” To which he replied,, “Because he’s thinking of getting married...”
Prince Phillip joke Two old lady's sitting on a park bench and a nude jogger comes up to them. One of them had a heart attack the other had a stroke. He had a sense of humor !