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Aussie joke thread

Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. jmillard308

    jmillard308 F1 Veteran
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    It had me in stitches ;)
     
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  2. FazzerPorscheman

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    Button it.
     
  3. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Stop needling him
     
  4. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ
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    He’s reeling him back into line..
     
  5. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Ha! What a pearler!
     
  6. craze

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    I once was trying to impress a girl and did that on my calculator and showed her

    She told me to f off. I was puzzled

    It took me 15 years to realise she actually had small boobs and i offended her
     
  7. moretti

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    You'd go to gaol today for sexual harassment
     
  8. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Moderators can we please have a rule that whomever starts these bloody punny threads gets banned for a day at least!
     
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  9. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ
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    We are too Nimble to Reel in...nothing to seew in this thread...
     
  10. Horse

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    That’s Horseist.


    Sent from my iPad using FerrariChat
     
  11. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    That won't happen on Aussie due to the mods chipping in .:D
     
  12. Aircon

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  13. maurice70

    maurice70 F1 Rookie

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    A guy brings his best friend home for dinner unannounced..

    His Wife screams her head off at him while his friend is sitting at the dining table..

    “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a F....ng mess, the dishes are still in the sink from last night, I didn’t get a good night sleep last night and I’m completely exhausted..”

    Why the F... did you bring him home without letting me know in advance you stupid..******???”

    To which he replied,,

    “Because he’s thinking of getting married...”
     
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  14. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Nine Time F1 World Champ
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    Yep, 100%! :D
     
  15. FazzerPorscheman

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    Classic.
     
  16. FazzerPorscheman

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  17. Steve355F1

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    They forgot to include a burqa in the “suitable” column...
     
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  18. Maranello550

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    The Burqa is the one on the right isn’t it?....Racists....:)
     
  19. Aircon

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  20. Aircon

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  21. Aircon

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  22. daytonaman

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    Prince Phillip joke
    Two old lady's sitting on a park bench and a nude jogger comes up to them.
    One of them had a heart attack the other had a stroke.

    He had a sense of humor !
     
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  23. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    That's terrible Muriel!
     
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  24. kryten2001

    kryten2001 Formula 3

    What has one wheel and flies.

    A wheelbarrow full of sh*t.

    I'm here all week.
     
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  25. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    You don't have to be,watch out the door doesn't smack you on the arse on your way out! :)
     

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