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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

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    What's wrong with you people always wanting to break into song at the drop of a hat?

    Stop it.
     
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    That certainly falls into the WTF? category. Plenty of flat water spots in the world where that testing could be done OR build a stacking tube up from the ocean floor - wonder what they’re REALLY testing...
     
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    Yeah except I think I'm the last person on earth who actually drinks tea from a cup and not a mug...
     
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    True. Everything now must be drunk from a mug the size of an Olympic swimming pool.
     
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    Like your scotch?


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
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    Definitely. :)
     
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    You have to fit the 5 pounds of ice…
     
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  16. Aircon

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    Just reminded of this old joke

    Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.

    "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

    "German," she replies.

    "Occupation?

    "No, just here for a few days."
     
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    OLIO
     
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    Well, he appears to be doing a good job of amusing himself with his other hand.
     
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    Just having a ball at home.
     
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    You could be having a ball,or two,with us on the GG in about a month.
     
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