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  1. Aircon

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  3. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    One of your better ones
     
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    Jewish funeral done the right way!!!

    Moshe died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

    As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Ah, well, Moshe would be pleased," she said.

    "You're right," replied Ruth, who lowered her voice and leaned in close "So, go on, how much did this really cost?"

    "All of it," said Sarah. "Forty thousand dollars."

    "Aw, No!", Ruth exclaimed, "I mean, it was a very grand affair, but $40,000?"

    Sarah answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the Synagogue. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."

    Ruth computed quickly.

    "Oy Vey! For the love of God Sarah, $32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?";


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    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    That's a gem.
     
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    Yawn....how many time d'yer think I've heard THAT one! :)
     
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    612?
     
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    Gold!![emoji23][emoji106]
     
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    Couldn't do that these days - it's not carbon neutral
     
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    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    355 ?
     
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    First time for me :D
     
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    On the contrary - diamonds are the ultimate in carbon capture and storage!
     
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    Obviously not a fan. [emoji41]
     
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    We are all waiting for your Bond review.


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    I really don't want to accidentally give any Spoilers.
     
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    like that senile old fool moretti?
     
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    You’re smarter than that.


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    This is the Aussie joke thread.[emoji6]


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    Ahhhh of course.

    Signature www.pless.com.au/mechanics.htm
     
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    Very good.


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