What I really need is great gift ideas for women...as usual at this time of year, I'm here banging my head against the wall.
Books, date night, and spa day???? Are you freaking kidding me! Do a poll here. No Man wants any of that. Let me clue the author of that in. Men can't read. That's why they assemble things from Ikea without instructions. Men want girls to go to spa get spiffed up and bypass date night and just go for what happens at night.
I want a spa day. I was just chatting with a friend, same age as me, 53, and we both agreed a great massage is way more interesting these days than sex with even the hottest woman.
"New Tools" took me by surprise...the type of dude that would want or appreciate just about anything else on that list is NOT using power tools.
hmmmm im gonna be 69 in a few weeks.......i do have the hottest woman.... the hell with the massage.......she is way more interesting than any massage......you guys need a better partner.
Unfortunately Ive never had any luck with women. Only been with two of them and both over 400 lbs and missing limbs (and teeth). Do you have a booklet or newsletter i could subscribe to?
Jerry… he’s a new member so try to be more truthful. You conveniently left out the little person (she really seemed sweet).
