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  1. simon klein

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    #8426 simon klein, Jan 14, 2022
    Yes well you took that one ..game,set AND match!
     
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  2. Aircon

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    #8427 Aircon, Jan 14, 2022
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  3. Aircon

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    #8428 Aircon, Jan 14, 2022
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  4. Aircon

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  5. Horse

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    #8430 Horse, Jan 15, 2022
    Dial 000.


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
  6. Steve355F1

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    #8431 Steve355F1, Jan 15, 2022
    Don't try to ride the four-legged animal next to you. You'll kill it.
     
  7. kerrari

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    #8432 kerrari, Jan 15, 2022
    “Don’t worry - no way she could get up there!”
     
  8. Ferraridoc

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    #8433 Ferraridoc, Jan 17, 2022
    The King of Tonga had his ceremonial throne stored in the roof space of a traditional building - basically, a big grass hut. When the tsunami hit, one of the workers sent to move it to safety got there too late, and the building collapsed, killing him under the falling throne.
    There is a moral to this story: People in grass houses should not stow thrones.
     
  9. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8434 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 17, 2022
    Stick to Medicine.

    Oh, and try the veal. [emoji41]
     
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    #8435 Horse, Jan 17, 2022
    Or try Medicine, and stick to the veal.


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
  11. Aircon

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    #8436 Aircon, Jan 18, 2022
  12. BOKE

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    #8437 BOKE, Jan 18, 2022
     
  13. Ferraridoc

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    #8438 Ferraridoc, Jan 18, 2022
    I'm here till Tuesday
     
  14. Horse

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    #8439 Horse, Jan 20, 2022
  15. au-yt

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    #8440 au-yt, Jan 20, 2022
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  16. Aircon

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    #8441 Aircon, Jan 22, 2022
  17. Ferraridoc

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    #8442 Ferraridoc, Jan 22, 2022
  18. Aircon

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    #8443 Aircon, Jan 22, 2022
    It's hard to comprehend, isn't it?

    I mean backward and forward banter here is one thing....but this is what he and his mates do all day?

    I'll bet my name never came up at that dinner OLIO
     
  19. DMWC

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    #8444 DMWC, Jan 22, 2022
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    #8445 greg246, Jan 22, 2022
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    #8446 Gizzi, Jan 23, 2022
  22. Aircon

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  23. greg246

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    #8448 greg246, Jan 24, 2022
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    #8449 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 24, 2022
  25. Aircon

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