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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. simon klein

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    Yes well you took that one ..game,set AND match!
     
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    Dial 000.


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
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    Don't try to ride the four-legged animal next to you. You'll kill it.
     
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    “Don’t worry - no way she could get up there!”
     
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    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    The King of Tonga had his ceremonial throne stored in the roof space of a traditional building - basically, a big grass hut. When the tsunami hit, one of the workers sent to move it to safety got there too late, and the building collapsed, killing him under the falling throne.
    There is a moral to this story: People in grass houses should not stow thrones.
     
    Ferraridoc, Jan 17, 2022
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    Stick to Medicine.

    Oh, and try the veal. [emoji41]
     
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    Or try Medicine, and stick to the veal.


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
    Horse, Jan 17, 2022
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    I'm here till Tuesday
     
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    It's hard to comprehend, isn't it?

    I mean backward and forward banter here is one thing....but this is what he and his mates do all day?

    I'll bet my name never came up at that dinner OLIO
     
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