Points of Enlightenment Al McGuire “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” Albert Einstein “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” Ambrose Bierce “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” Andy Borowitz “It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.” Ann Landers “At every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” Ashleigh Brilliant “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” Benny Hill “Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?” Bill Watterson “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” Buddy Hackett “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” Caroline Rhea “My favourite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” Casey Stengel “All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” Dave Barry “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” Benjamin Franklin “Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” Edward Abbey “The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” Emo Philips “How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” George Burns “If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
I'm going over to the Lambo Forum to ask the question. They are more sensible, unassuming, educated, and knowledgeable than here!!
