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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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    LOL.
     
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  2. 365GTC/4

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    But I was behind Carl in the chain!
     
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  12. FazzerPorscheman

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    greg246, Feb 12, 2022
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    The jerks on here are the only reason we come here.
     
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  16. Aircon

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    I always read what's on here before I jerk. Doesn't everyone?

    Sig www.pless.com.au/mechanics.htm
     
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    Ewwwweee


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
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    I like the fact “wanker” goes straight through to the keeper.
    Very useful.
     
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    “Jerk” obviously hit a nerve with somewhom
     
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    Way way way too much information.
     
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    Sounds like a wanker.
     
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    Tourist is in an Aussie bar one day when an animal bursts through the doors, takes food off the tourists plate and stuffs it in his mouth then grabs the nearest waitress and has his way with her before running back out the door. The tourist is stunned and asks the bartender if he saw that and what kind of animal it was. The bartender says “yeah, saw it. That was a Koala”. The tourist asks how he knows that and the bartender says “Everyone knows that Koalas eat roots and leaves”
     
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    Down here, that joke is so old, it's in sepia tone.
     
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    Just so you know, whilst it showed real insight into your psyche, it wasn't me.
     
    Aircon, Feb 13, 2022
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