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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    It was a wombat when I heard it in 1823
     
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    I thought it was "eats, roots, shoots and leaves." [emoji41]
     
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  3. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Looks like you're as old as me then.
     
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    Prior to mental health issues, washing machines and your vegan version..
    "Nut screws,washer and bolts"
     
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    Well, jerk is kind of a nothing insult here as I’m sure you know.

    So obviously it was a septic tank whom sooked. Pathetic.
     
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  6. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Beside the point, but you're right.

    But the petty stuff people report my posts for might surprise you.



    Sig www.pless.com.au/mechanics.htm
     
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    Just try tapping in p u s s y when you're actually escribing a cat and see what your device does!
     
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    Unfortunately I have to agree with you on the content though not the year....more like 1923 or me.
     
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    And it’s a wombat - koalas only eat leaves...:rolleyes:
     
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    Nicely done.
     
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    Hard not to laugh at that.
     
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