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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

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    #8526 Aircon, Feb 13, 2022
    It was a wombat when I heard it in 1823
     
  2. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8527 FazzerPorscheman, Feb 13, 2022
    I thought it was "eats, roots, shoots and leaves." [emoji41]
     
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  3. Aircon

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    #8528 Aircon, Feb 13, 2022
    Looks like you're as old as me then.
     
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  4. I16

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    #8529 I16, Feb 13, 2022
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    Prior to mental health issues, washing machines and your vegan version..
    "Nut screws,washer and bolts"
     
  5. Steve355F1

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    #8530 Steve355F1, Feb 13, 2022
    Well, jerk is kind of a nothing insult here as I’m sure you know.

    So obviously it was a septic tank whom sooked. Pathetic.
     
  6. Aircon

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    #8531 Aircon, Feb 13, 2022
    Beside the point, but you're right.

    But the petty stuff people report my posts for might surprise you.



    Sig www.pless.com.au/mechanics.htm
     
  7. moretti

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    #8532 moretti, Feb 13, 2022
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    #8533 simon klein, Feb 13, 2022
    Just try tapping in p u s s y when you're actually escribing a cat and see what your device does!
     
  9. simon klein

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    #8534 simon klein, Feb 13, 2022
    Unfortunately I have to agree with you on the content though not the year....more like 1923 or me.
     
  10. kerrari

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    #8535 kerrari, Feb 13, 2022
    And it’s a wombat - koalas only eat leaves...:rolleyes:
     
  11. Aircon

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    #8536 Aircon, Feb 13, 2022
    Nicely done.
     
  12. Horse

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    #8537 Horse, Feb 13, 2022
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    #8538 Ferraridoc, Feb 13, 2022
  14. Aircon

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    #8539 Aircon, Feb 13, 2022
  15. Aircon

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    #8540 Aircon, Feb 14, 2022
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  16. Aircon

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    #8541 Aircon, Feb 15, 2022
  17. Aircon

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    #8542 Aircon, Feb 15, 2022
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  18. Aircon

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    #8543 Aircon, Feb 15, 2022
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  19. Aircon

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    #8544 Aircon, Feb 15, 2022
  20. Horse

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    #8545 Horse, Feb 15, 2022
  21. Aircon

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    #8546 Aircon, Feb 15, 2022
  22. Aircon

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    #8547 Aircon, Feb 15, 2022
    Hard not to laugh at that.
     
  23. Aircon

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    #8548 Aircon, Feb 15, 2022
  24. Aircon

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    #8549 Aircon, Feb 16, 2022
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