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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Arvin Grajau

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    #8551 Arvin Grajau, Feb 16, 2022
    Rubbish..
     
  2. Horse

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    #8552 Horse, Feb 16, 2022
    What was the question?


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  3. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8553 FazzerPorscheman, Feb 16, 2022
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  4. Horse

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    #8554 Horse, Feb 16, 2022
    Hehehe


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  5. greg246

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    #8555 greg246, Feb 18, 2022
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  6. Ferraridoc

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    #8556 Ferraridoc, Feb 18, 2022
    "New handbag $100" OLIO. Mind you, all the figures are a bit low. If I never sell the Lotus, I'll never lose the $200K I've spent :(
     
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  7. Steve355F1

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    #8557 Steve355F1, Feb 18, 2022
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    I thought the final step was to offload the OHOS onto the next sucker for the $5k you paid…
     
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  8. Ferraridoc

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    #8558 Ferraridoc, Feb 18, 2022
    That would save me the $20K or so I'm bleeding every year
     
  9. kerrari

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    #8559 kerrari, Feb 18, 2022
    I reckon those figures were about right in 1985...
     
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  10. Ferraridoc

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    #8560 Ferraridoc, Feb 18, 2022
    Yep, add a zero
     
  11. Aircon

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    #8561 Aircon, Feb 19, 2022
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  12. Aircon

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    #8562 Aircon, Feb 20, 2022
  13. Horse

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    #8563 Horse, Feb 20, 2022
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    #8564 Steve355F1, Feb 20, 2022
    Why go to Bali when you can do all of that in any east coast beach hippie town?
    Well, except 10, perhaps.
     
  15. moretti

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    #8565 moretti, Feb 20, 2022
    You're in a grumpy mood, night shift not agreeing with you ?
     
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    #8566 Aircon, Feb 20, 2022
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  17. Arvin Grajau

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    #8567 Arvin Grajau, Feb 20, 2022
    Not for a while ....as all the staff have left the Fairmont, when we go the Ayana resort will be our vacation stop...
     
  18. Aircon

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    #8568 Aircon, Feb 20, 2022
    Maybe you could go somewhere with no internet access.

    Sig www.pless.com.au/mechanics.htm
     
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  19. Horse

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    #8569 Horse, Feb 20, 2022
    Olio.


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  20. moretti

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    #8570 moretti, Feb 20, 2022
  21. moretti

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    #8571 moretti, Feb 20, 2022
    Yeah I had a laugh at that two <---- oh know, I mispelt it :p
     
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  22. simon klein

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    #8572 simon klein, Feb 20, 2022
    You've been in a fairly disruptive and disagreeable mood for ages ,John,having a crack at just about everyone and their post's.
     
  23. Horse

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    #8573 Horse, Feb 20, 2022
    Here you are Simon, I’m always happy to help.

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  24. moretti

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    #8574 moretti, Feb 20, 2022
    I've had a crack , in jest mostly, my whole fchat time ...... and my personal life

    You lot take any of this too seriously

    I just thought the shift work was getting to Steve, it made me grumpy even as a teenager in the mines
     
  25. simon klein

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    #8575 simon klein, Feb 20, 2022
    I'm ok now I have a very good one as my therapist!
     
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