Aussie joke thread | Page 343 | FerrariChat

Aussie joke thread

Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

Page 343 of 371
  1. Arvin Grajau

    Arvin Grajau Seven Time F1 World Champ

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2006
    Messages:
    78,327
    Location:
    Wurundjeri man.
    Full Name:
    Arvin Grajau
    Rubbish..
     
    Arvin Grajau, Feb 16, 2022
    #8551
  2. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2005
    Messages:
    35,422
    Location:
    Brisvegas
    Full Name:
    Jon
    What was the question?


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
    Horse, Feb 16, 2022
    #8552
    Arvin Grajau likes this.
  3. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2010
    Messages:
    15,291
    Location:
    Piz Gloria
    Full Name:
    EnzoFerdinand
    FazzerPorscheman, Feb 16, 2022
    #8553
    Gizzi likes this.
  4. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2005
    Messages:
    35,422
    Location:
    Brisvegas
    Full Name:
    Jon
    Hehehe


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
    Horse, Feb 16, 2022
    #8554
  5. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2004
    Messages:
    26,721
    greg246, Feb 18, 2022
    #8555
    Gizzi, psw, Steve355F1 and 1 other person like this.
  6. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2012
    Messages:
    17,293
    Location:
    Gold Coast, Aust.
    Full Name:
    Patrick
    "New handbag $100" OLIO. Mind you, all the figures are a bit low. If I never sell the Lotus, I'll never lose the $200K I've spent :(
     
    Ferraridoc, Feb 18, 2022
    #8556
    psw, moretti, Steve355F1 and 1 other person like this.
  7. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ Owner

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2011
    Messages:
    17,190
    Location:
    Adelaide, South Aust
    Full Name:
    Steve
    I thought the final step was to offload the OHOS onto the next sucker for the $5k you paid…
     
    Last edited: Feb 18, 2022
    Steve355F1, Feb 18, 2022
    #8557
    greg246 likes this.
  8. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2012
    Messages:
    17,293
    Location:
    Gold Coast, Aust.
    Full Name:
    Patrick
    That would save me the $20K or so I'm bleeding every year
     
    Ferraridoc, Feb 18, 2022
    #8558
  9. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2004
    Messages:
    24,054
    Location:
    Coolum Beach AUSTRALIA
    Full Name:
    Karen H.
    I reckon those figures were about right in 1985...
     
    kerrari, Feb 18, 2022
    #8559
    greg246 likes this.
  10. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2012
    Messages:
    17,293
    Location:
    Gold Coast, Aust.
    Full Name:
    Patrick
    Yep, add a zero
     
    Ferraridoc, Feb 18, 2022
    #8560
  11. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2003
    Messages:
    100,524
    Location:
    Melbourne, Australia
    Full Name:
    Peter
    Aircon, Feb 19, 2022
    #8561
    Steve355F1 and Ferraridoc like this.
  12. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2003
    Messages:
    100,524
    Location:
    Melbourne, Australia
    Full Name:
    Peter
    Aircon, Feb 20, 2022
    #8562
  13. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2005
    Messages:
    35,422
    Location:
    Brisvegas
    Full Name:
    Jon
    Horse, Feb 20, 2022
    #8563
    Ferraridoc, Its328 and greg246 like this.
  14. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ Owner

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2011
    Messages:
    17,190
    Location:
    Adelaide, South Aust
    Full Name:
    Steve
    Why go to Bali when you can do all of that in any east coast beach hippie town?
    Well, except 10, perhaps.
     
    Steve355F1, Feb 20, 2022
    #8564
  15. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2003
    Messages:
    59,756
    Location:
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    You're in a grumpy mood, night shift not agreeing with you ?
     
    moretti, Feb 20, 2022
    #8565
    Steve355F1 likes this.
  16. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2003
    Messages:
    100,524
    Location:
    Melbourne, Australia
    Full Name:
    Peter
    Aircon, Feb 20, 2022
    #8566
    moretti likes this.
  17. Arvin Grajau

    Arvin Grajau Seven Time F1 World Champ

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2006
    Messages:
    78,327
    Location:
    Wurundjeri man.
    Full Name:
    Arvin Grajau
    Not for a while ....as all the staff have left the Fairmont, when we go the Ayana resort will be our vacation stop...
     
    Arvin Grajau, Feb 20, 2022
    #8567
  18. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2003
    Messages:
    100,524
    Location:
    Melbourne, Australia
    Full Name:
    Peter
    Maybe you could go somewhere with no internet access.

    Sig www.pless.com.au/mechanics.htm
     
    Aircon, Feb 20, 2022
    #8568
    Gizzi likes this.
  19. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2005
    Messages:
    35,422
    Location:
    Brisvegas
    Full Name:
    Jon
    Olio.


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
    Horse, Feb 20, 2022
    #8569
  20. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2003
    Messages:
    59,756
    Location:
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    moretti, Feb 20, 2022
    #8570
  21. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2003
    Messages:
    59,756
    Location:
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    Yeah I had a laugh at that two <---- oh know, I mispelt it :p
     
    moretti, Feb 20, 2022
    #8571
    365GTC/4 and Horse like this.
  22. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2009
    Messages:
    29,906
    Location:
    North Qld
    Full Name:
    simon klein
    You've been in a fairly disruptive and disagreeable mood for ages ,John,having a crack at just about everyone and their post's.
     
    simon klein, Feb 20, 2022
    #8572
  23. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2005
    Messages:
    35,422
    Location:
    Brisvegas
    Full Name:
    Jon
    Here you are Simon, I’m always happy to help.

    Image Unavailable, Please Login


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
    Horse, Feb 20, 2022
    #8573
    DMWC, Ferraridoc, Gizzi and 3 others like this.
  24. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2003
    Messages:
    59,756
    Location:
    Australia
    Full Name:
    John
    I've had a crack , in jest mostly, my whole fchat time ...... and my personal life

    You lot take any of this too seriously

    I just thought the shift work was getting to Steve, it made me grumpy even as a teenager in the mines
     
    moretti, Feb 20, 2022
    #8574
  25. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2009
    Messages:
    29,906
    Location:
    North Qld
    Full Name:
    simon klein
    I'm ok now I have a very good one as my therapist!
     
    simon klein, Feb 20, 2022
    #8575
Page 343 of 371

Share This Page