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  1. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    I'll never do shift work again,did way to much when I was managing....wait for it:pizza Huts and Big and Red Rooster stores a hundred years ago!
     
    simon klein, Feb 20, 2022
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  2. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Finally !!!

    None of us wanted to tell you that you needed help :p

    Mine is a mental health nurse but I keep all of that nancy boy twaddle at arms length ....... FFS I'm fine, just ask me :p
     
    moretti, Feb 20, 2022
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  3. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    This just popped up in my profile page BWAAHAAHAAHAA,you're all wrong!
    I'm a really nice bloke:

    "You have been awarded a trophy: Respected"
     
    simon klein, Feb 20, 2022
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  4. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ Owner

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    Lol.

    Well, I did say my transition to grumpy old man would happen seamlessly...
     
    Steve355F1, Feb 20, 2022
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  5. 365GTC/4

    365GTC/4 F1 Rookie

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    You're transitioning are you? Getting ready for Greg's next spa night?
     
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  6. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    This is on the Asylum Monthly ? :D

    Mine just says "We know who and where you are !!"

    On Paranoia Monthly of course :p
     
    moretti, Feb 20, 2022
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  7. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    He's non-binarying, get it right :p
     
    moretti, Feb 20, 2022
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  8. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Aircon, Feb 21, 2022
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  9. Its328

    Its328 F1 Rookie

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    Its328, Feb 21, 2022
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    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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  11. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    simon klein, Feb 21, 2022
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  12. Bob308GTS

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    Just Out

    New male birth control pill, you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp


    it was time to bring back an oldie
     
    Bob308GTS, Feb 22, 2022
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    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Aircon, Feb 25, 2022
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  14. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    FazzerPorscheman, Mar 3, 2022
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  16. pkl03

    pkl03 Formula Junior Silver Subscribed

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    Friendship between women.
    A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she slept at her girlfriends house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

    Friendship between men.
    A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he slept at his friends house. The wife calls her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirm that he slept over, and two of them claim he is still there.
     
    pkl03, Mar 3, 2022
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  17. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Bob308GTS, Mar 7, 2022
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    DMWC, Mar 7, 2022
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  20. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    moretti, Mar 8, 2022
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    pkl03 Formula Junior Silver Subscribed

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    pkl03, Mar 8, 2022
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  22. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Yep - women kerb their wheels...
    Blokes just blow up their whole engine :rolleyes:
     
    kerrari, Mar 8, 2022
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  23. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    But we don't touch park :p
     
    moretti, Mar 8, 2022
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  24. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    It's the female version of bouncing off the rev limiter
     
    Ferraridoc, Mar 9, 2022
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  25. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Exactly! Easier to repair/ replace a wheel than rebuild an engine!
     
    kerrari, Mar 9, 2022
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